I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

[jibjim]

hahaha ive reasd this so many times, its soo funny

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I'm never paying attention, thats my excuse

 

[jibster270]

Funniest shit ever. Props.

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan

 

[matthasaurusrex]

bwahaha

yeah, i went there

 

[awsomecoolguy]

holly fucking funny fuking shit where did you get that

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now

 

[nicke_1080]

hahah rofl hilarious..i was laughing out loud for like a half hour...still lauhing to it as soon i think of it..hahaha

Don`t read the news, make `em

 

[kykelly05]

everytime this comes back up.. i'll still read it again, and laugh i love it

 

[back_woods]

the 2nd one with britney is the best that shit killed me

********OTTATREAL*********

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE

 

[mterral_AT]

so fucking awesome

 

[AttitashSkier]

reminds me of the ns orgy cult

http://www.freewebs.com/tricksonstickspro
ductions/

I don't know about the other guys, but I'm actually on a project to make the site worse. - Mr. Bishop

GLC

 

[andrewg]

lmfao

"u can look like an ass and get good footage at the same time. just look at me and ur mom. i banged her wearing a santa suit last night, but it's great footage for the XXX-Mas porn film we r making." -MattTweak

 

[Schoening]

lol dude you are god. the official cyber sex of ns

 

[Mattman]

hell! I had to bring it back, its great

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

 

[Literature]

This should be put in the Pantheon of NS Kick Ass Threads

David

-AR_Six- is my hero. And you can audition too.

Don't waive your rights with your flags.

Naw not if they're on mountain bikes. See we/they aren't like your typical goober mountain bikers, they can pedal pretty damned fast especially if they had a sexually violated, pissed off moose chasing them. - skiierman

I ride with the big Guns.

 

[eheath]

NS needs a hall of fame, and this needs to be at the top.

what's up now bitch

"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

had to bring it back..its too good

 

[SSteezle]

hahahaah, YES!

 

[Lax_Bro40]

this or the wisdom teeth thread

 

[yellav]

YESSSS ITS BACK

 

[skogenjake]

it was gone like 2 weeks...

 

[Tross]

hands down the best post ever.

 

[daniel_insam]

HAHAHA

 

[lawless]

way better then wisdom teeth. i think im gonna die of laughter

 

[sherpasrock]

yessssss someone found the thread! i almost died laughing

 

[Dan-Man]

sweet

 

[hartig]

hahah thats hilarious, the brittany spears thing twice was prolly the best hahaahah wow

 

[Otto_Rocket]

due to the increasing population of newschoolers i feel that it is important to bring this thread back up so that newer members can read it awsomeness.

if you havent read this yet then you might as well comit suicide because i can 100% garentee that you will laugh.

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

o boy its back

 

[Sharpy]

there is a group of people who out did this , but it was only available on the forums for a week before law suits entailed.

 

[Otto_Rocket]

bullshit, they werent funnier than bloodninja

 

[WIfreeskier]

always a classic thread

 

[Lax_Bro40]

ITS BAAAAAAAAACK

 

[JackBach]

Go see my brother's spoof on it in the picture forums. Pretty funnny.

 

[STAUSS]

thank god, this thread is classico.

 

[Jessbuff]

oh yea! I read that one! hahahah, yea, that one was incredible cuz she just kept at it, no matter how rediculous the guy was.

 

[lanks]

son, you never saw it. i did. it was funnier.

 

[sniper_6]

wisdom teeth is no way even close to being as good as this one

 

[Daniel.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH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[lewski16]

god i'm so glad this is back

 

[ilovehead]

We're doing it again and condoning it this time.

 

[A_Whelan]

Ahahhaha very very nice. This part was fucking funny

Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

DirtyKate:What the f**k?

DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t

DirtyKate:F**

Good stuff.

-aaron

 

[Sharpy]

this weekend? whos down

 

[freestyler540]

This is my favorite part:L

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

 

[jsg]

BUMP!...i was having a bad day and read this now i am as happy as PIE!

 

[awsomecoolguy]

this thread deserves to be brought back about once every two weeks it is fucking hilarieus

 

[Lax_Bro40]

my favorite thread by far

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

this is just AWESOME!!

 

[hartig]

bringin it back

 

[wskibum176]

fucking hilarious

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

it never gets old

 

[bmxican_89]

hahah o shit we need a sequel!