I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

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never knew about this thread before and i just read almost all the pages.

absolute fucking awesomeness...i lost hard on a bunch of em.

THREADs
 
I just did this. Stranger: sex You: Lets go Stranger: are u m You: Do you want me to be? Stranger: what You: Im whatever you want baby You: Hey Stranger: from where You: Lets cyber Stranger: ok You: You start Stranger: alone Stranger: u You: I enter your lonely room horny and ready to go Stranger: i have just showered You: Are you still wet from the shower Stranger: i came out from bath tub You: Oh yeaaa what soaps did you use Stranger: dove You: I actually am sweaty and smell like pickles so i slip into your bathtub quickly Stranger: ya Stranger: then You: Then i scrub my armpits hard with your bodysoap to make sure i smell good for you Stranger: ya You: I get out of the bath ready for you in bed You: But the floor is soapy and i slip and my arm snaps like a twig! Stranger: ohhh You: The pain is emmense but ifight through it to have sex with you baby Stranger: ya good You: We get into the bed and gently rub against each other Stranger: rub it sloe Stranger: slow Stranger: and soft music You: Aww yea i put on some keith sweat for you Stranger: yes You: I slowly put it in for you You: But wait.. Stranger: what You: The pain OH THE PAIN JUST HIT ME You: my arm has finally starte hurting extremely bad You: Baby i have a low tolerance for pain Stranger: oh no baby Stranger: what should i do You: at this point i need a doctor but i pull through it for you again baby You: We start to bang roughly Stranger: u ok You: Ya baby i feel better, wait, no, THE PAIN IS BACK AND IJUST CANT HANDLE IT You: I start violently puking all over you body You: I cant control myself Stranger: then we go to doctor You: I sprint to the bathroom but slip in my own throw up and snap my other arm Stranger: and i clean myself You: OH GOD THE PAIN IS IN BOTH ARMS NOW You: youre all clean now but i have more pain You: I throw up again all over you drenching you in hot dogs and cat nip Stranger: wht\ You: Baby im so sorry Stranger: u need Stranger: docot Stranger: so go get ok You: The doctor cant even help me now, the pain is too much You: Baby i explosively shit my whitey tightys from the pain and pass out on your shag carpet thats covered in throw up You: When i come to the pain is even worse You: I cant even produce thoughts so i request you to get me some pain killers baby Stranger: ok Stranger: do it Stranger: i am going You: Thank you baby You: I take a few and you return to bed Stranger: ok Stranger: bye You: Wait baby Stranger: what You: When your not looking i chug the wholw bottle finally ending this sad life i lived. It was a terrible night for you, but for this soul, it was the greatest
 
Stranger: sex

You: Lets go

Stranger: are u m

You: Do you want me to be?

Stranger: what

You: Im whatever you want baby

You: Hey

Stranger: from where

You: Lets cyber

Stranger: ok

You: You start

Stranger: alone

Stranger: u

You: I enter your lonely room horny and ready to go

Stranger: i have just showered

You: Are you still wet from the shower

Stranger: i came out from bath tub

You: Oh yeaaa what soaps did you use

Stranger: dove

You: I actually am sweaty and smell like pickles so i slip into your bathtub quickly

Stranger: ya

Stranger: then

You: Then i scrub my armpits hard with your bodysoap to make sure i smell good for you

Stranger: ya

You: I get out of the bath ready for you in bed

You: But the floor is soapy and i slip and my arm snaps like a twig!

Stranger: ohhh

You: The pain is emmense but ifight through it to have sex with you baby

Stranger: ya good

You: We get into the bed and gently rub against each other

Stranger: rub it sloe

Stranger: slow

Stranger: and soft music

You: Aww yea i put on some keith sweat for you

Stranger: yes

You: I slowly put it in for you

You: But wait..

Stranger: what

You: The pain OH THE PAIN JUST HIT ME

You: my arm has finally starte hurting extremely bad

You: Baby i have a low tolerance for pain

Stranger: oh no baby

Stranger: what should i do

You: at this point i need a doctor but i pull through it for you again baby

You: We start to bang roughly

Stranger: u ok

You: Ya baby i feel better, wait, no, THE PAIN IS BACK AND IJUST CANT HANDLE IT

You: I start violently puking all over you body

You: I cant control myself

Stranger: then we go to doctor

You: I sprint to the bathroom but slip in my own throw up and snap my other arm

Stranger: and i clean myself

You: OH GOD THE PAIN IS IN BOTH ARMS NOW

You: youre all clean now but i have more pain

You: I throw up again all over you drenching you in hot dogs and cat nip

Stranger: wht\

You: Baby im so sorry

Stranger: u need

Stranger: docot

Stranger: so go get ok

You: The doctor cant even help me now, the pain is too much

You: Baby i explosively shit my whitey tightys from the pain and pass out on your shag carpet thats covered in throw up

You: When i come to the pain is even worse

You: I cant even produce thoughts so i request you to get me some pain killers baby

Stranger: ok

Stranger: do it

Stranger: i am going

You: Thank you baby

You: I take a few and you return to bed

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye

You: Wait baby

Stranger: what

You: When your not looking i chug the wholw bottle finally ending this sad life i lived. It was a terrible night for you, but for this soul, it was the greatest

 
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