I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

[SpaghettiWizard]

It's a cold pizza

 

[baethoven]

check out "big sausage pizza" on google.

 

[scratchproteen]

lolololololol

every time this thread comes up I re-read it and its always as good as the first time I saw it.

 

[Spinoza]

bump i love this thread

 

[Bakeshow]

hahahahah lost so hard

 

[JaayLaay]

just gonna first page this so every one can laugh

 

[panojibber.]

.

 

[status_whitegirl]

the original Troll

 

[leninlover]

Hello.

 

[t_rob]

Yawn.

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

i would have figured this thread would be longer, it was pretty much my introduction to how hilarious the internet can be

 

[JAHpow]

Hahaha, I seriously lost it at the gun one

 

[Spinoza]

sup fellas

 

[AcidKneeDrop]

hahahaha yesss its finally back

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

damn i just dug hard to bump this after that reminder onyl to be beat to the punch

 

[Treestman]

haha needed this laugh so badly

 

[Sufferboy]

Bump

 

[-WZ-]

Hoooly fuck this is good

 

[Spinoza]

neat.

is there a way to see your first even ns post, or thread? your really early threads dont show up in your my threads created. i bet malcolm knows how

 

[WPoch]

i lost at every single one of these. I could not stop laughing at the 2nd one.

 

[prometheusprime]

This thread could use a bump

 

[flyingsqirrel3]

This guy is my idol

 

[AT-AT]

Yes !! it returns again. Always a good read.

 

[Nacho+]

holy shit just read that again hahahh

 

[nutz.]

"damn I gotta write down your names or something"

bahahahahaha

 

[Cudder.]

woah. whats up with the purple names

 

[BMB]

bump

 

[uyghur]

Thank you for this

 

[theabortionator]

Thanks to the first few posts I read that whole thing. I wish I could get that time back.

So much hype/didn't deliver.

 

[Bateman]

one of the earlier signs of internet trolling.

 

[DIPED_IN_SAUCE]

This is on par with the "I pooped on a girl" thread, thanks for the bump.

 

[skiRay]

reading this thread (among others) should be a requirement when joining NS

 

[Bateman]

the fact that his username is bloodninja makes it all way better

 

[scratchproteen]

Bumping because I was showing my co-workers these chat logs and also noticed it hasn't been bumped in over a year.

Live on, one of the top 5 threads in NS history.

 

[alyssssssa]

I am crying. Also I think I'm in love.

 

[daannnnieel]

I am crying. Also I think I'm in love.

lol who are you even

 

[skiersupreme]

how have i not seen this before? fuck that was some of the funnier shit ive ever seen

 

[alyssssssa]

lol who are you even

I don't even know anymore.

 

[daannnnieel]

I don't even know anymore.

welp we're sitting on the same boat I guess hahaha

 

[GT]

I put on my robe and wizard hat..

 

[Zypher]

I put on my robe and wizard hat..

I thank you for bumping this my good sir.

 

[rudager]

that has to be the best thing ever

Throwback 10 years to 16 year old me.

So young

So full of grace

So hot in the face

He knows what's up

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Only thing i fap too

 

[steve0]

I thank you for bumping this my good sir.

This really deserves a sticky. I totally forgot about it.

 

[Wutever]

Ah oh my god the vegetable chick, holy moly, figuratively dying. "Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch."

This really deserves a sticky. I totally forgot about it.

I agree, I'm so happy somebody bumped this thread, I needed this in my life!

 

[Twinjibber77]

Made my day! Sick bump

 

[spruitm]

Glad to see this still exists. Didn't it disappear for a while?

 

[Zypher]

I felt like this needed a bump

 

[iced]

I felt like this needed a bump

bless you

 

[WoFIowz]

HAHAHAHA this is fucking amazing. Literally died when he said for the second time "I out in my robe and wizard hat" hahahahaha.... Funny thing is this shit actually exists and people chat