I pooped on a girl

[JWillySkeez]

This needs bumped. Possibly one of the greatest stories to ever bless Newschoolers.

 

[cadebucket]

Thank you ive been looking for this

 

[bueno]

this needed a bump for those who haven't seen it

 

[ChadThundercock]

im chad, this is bs

 

[acidboomsskiing]

Ghj

 

[elcheapo]

?

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

bring back NS storytimes like deez

 

[Deez_Mcskis]

bring back NS storytimes like deez

you called?

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

you called?

had to do it to em

 

[The_Best_Bread]

greatest story i have ever read

 

[Lippamani]

You need this in a book no! We all need this in a book make it 3page pamphlet. With a ns link in the bottom but no copyright so we can all reprint and put these wherever and make the cover like a Bible tract. So we can prank the world while advertising ns at the same time. Truly the best thing I've ever read.

 

[asparagus]

We need an archive for shit like this

 

[Sivvy]

This was the first thread I ever read on Newschoolers and honestly it just set the bar to high. Nothing is ever going to live up to this....ever... accept maybe the Fagans getting cancelled

 

[rojo.grande]

Bump

 

[Icant_kfed]

Bump

I am so happy I saw this this is amazing

 

[The_Best_Bread]

bump

 

[Lenny-]

 

[Vish-shoe]

What the fuck did I just read

 

[MastePoleWhacker]

Really made my roflcopter take off xD

**This post was edited on Jun 19th 2023 at 1:13:28pm

 

[The_Best_Bread]

Bump

 

[Bombogenesis]

the good ole days

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

Bump

Extremely valid bump

 

[piss.boy]

sometimes i feel myself getting in a slump, then i read this thread after a bump.

 

[STEEZUS_CHRI5T]

I got about half way through...fake

 

[Sivvy]

I often wonder how the kids in this story are doing now. I hope they are well, they have lived more than I could ever personally imagine but its nice to aspire to something I guess