I pooped on a girl

[Anathema]

that's pretty much what i came in here to say. i always forget about these classic threads and then re-read them and laugh like they're brand new again.

 

[fujarome]

this is one of the tucker max stories, right?

This is almost as good as the bloodninja saga

 

[JonasJuhler]

This thread is just begging for a bump. It just never gets old

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

Once again, begging for a bump.

 

[NPF]

hahahahahahaha never gets old.

 

[McLS]

hahaha made my fucking night, funny thing is, he seems to be kinda proud, or at least think of it as a good memory....shits fucked

 

[BLADEE]

Just reread this, lost it just as hard as the first haha

 

[*ninja*]

If I remember right I think i cried the the first time i read this. never gets old

 

[-WZ-]

ITS BACK

 

[Slurpsicle.]

This is probably the best story ever told on this site

 

[s-hand]

this needs a bump

 

[Nacho+]

Just read it again...hahahahahah

 

[Schlutz]

Thank you, most laughing I've done in a while.

 

[Lemuel]

I bet he was much older when he wrote this. I would probably laugh about such an embarrassing incident years down the road.

And ladies take note, no dude wants a finger up their ass. I don't know where they would get this idea in the first place.

 

[coling]

Cosmo mag apparently

 

[RonJeremiah]

Hahaha hands down funniest thread I've read... +k yo

 

[Weeezy]

Almost forgot about this, easily as funny reading it a second time

 

[Yaraelpoof.png]

threads forever

 

[Yaraelpoof.png]

op needs karma as compensation

 

[rareison]

Thank you for bumping this it's one of the best threads in the history of Newschoolers

 

[louie.mirags]

Hahahaha that's what she gets for sticking her finger in your ass.

Great story. Great bump

 

[Yaraelpoof.png]

Correction it is the best story ever told on this site

 

[Belzebub]

http://9gag.com/gag/aOqQD1D

Look at number 31...

Is it a coincidence or just a common problem?

 

[White_Goodman]

I died

 

[Blindsurfer]

such a good bump.

 

[Snazzy_Dave]

A very worthy read

 

[NPF]

this just pooped up on my facebook feed.

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[.undetected]

This tops the "My first time having anal" thread. +KKKKKKKKK

 

[QuantumMechanic]

I see what you did there

 

[jibbpeter]

OMG i remember reading this way way way back! Awesome bump!

 

[Deforestation]

So funny

 

[JORMUNGAND]

i can't stop laughing no matter how many times i read this story

 

[avocado.]

Yeah, me too

 

[Xanadoo]

one of the best stories ever

 

[syrup.]

totally different things... but man shitting himself when he came? wtf...

 

[BMB]

i guess this one's been bumped more recently

 

[ABalls]

I laugh every time

 

[muel]

Hahahah best story ever

 

[acualywasdolan]

More believable than the girl shitting on the guys dick story, but still sounds fake

 

[acualywasdolan]

More believable than the girl shitting on the guys dick story, but still sounds fake

 

[DIPED_IN_SAUCE]

I had forgotten about how awesome this thread is.

BUMP

 

[fghtoffyrdmns]

I had forgotten about how awesome this thread is.

BUMP

Winning thread for sure

 

[s-hand]

its back!!!

 

[Youngfeiler]

Legendary!!

 

[Sky.]

First page claim bump

 

[purplepants420]

well shit happens

 

[theVan]

first time reading, I lost it at the umbrella stand.

 

[mat_espo]

Bumping for later

 

[thejibman]

Laughed the whole time I was reading this.

 

[_69]

So I'm sitting down for lunch right? I read this, and sorta lose my appetite. I get through about 3/4, and a massive fucking buffalo that has just been shot takes my place. I'm not sure what else to compare the laugh to. Thanks.