alright son, it's time for thugology 101.  you need to get yourself the pimp canes for poles as he suggested ^^ then rock bandanas off your waist, below each knee, on your head, and your arms.  Get enough bling to set off 20 metal detectors, along with a doo-rag and a XXXXXXL basketball jersey.  Rock a huge blunt in your mouth at all times, between your diamond crusted teeth that is.  wear velour pants and cover your boots in velour too, then paint all NBA team logos on your topsheets.  Lastly, wear enormous headphones with tupac playing loud enough for people around you to hear...you should be good then.