I need tips on being a thug when i ski.

i forgot one more thing, you gotta wear your pants as baggy and low as possible so you have the whole "i shit myself" look going. if they are dragging on the ground behind you, thats a good sing.
 
You just need to kill more people than Tanner Hall has. And he's killed like 200 people, so you'll have to kill at least that many. GOod luck, that's like a person every other day for a year. And you have to kill them a pistol, and you have to hold it sideways and yell a swearword as you shoot. Good luck, I hope that helped, and update how it goes.
 
i got the philly blunt action covered.

i wrote to them requesting they make a grape flavored cigar, cuz us black folk like that kind of thing.
 
sit at the bottom of the hill in a wheel chair (drive by related accident) and drink 40's (OE) .. you should also probably have a brother who is either very smart and going to rise up and overcome or a brother who is very good at football and about to get a scholarship thus rising up and overcoming... You should also probably have a best friend that "just doestn' give a fuck" and is so discouraged by the gangster life around him that he accepts his fate and falls directly into the stereotype of what he should be (he'll die trying to avenge someone at some point)

Plus glocks are pretty light AND water proof... so don't worry about it getting wet when bringing it up to the hill.
 
yeah.

thats why i have taken the season off.

i got that chick who bejewels lohan and hilton's sidekicks to encrust my skis with cubic zirconia.

its gonna take like 9 months, so Ill just hang out in the parking lots smoking blunts and scalping lift tickets.

is mac dre cool enough to bump in parking lots while smoking rocks?

holy shit this gangstuh thing is complicated.
 
Challange every kid in the park to a freestyle. If they accept battle, win, and have them join your crew. If they lose, kill them.
 
the first idea was the best-----> carry a gun

and if that doesn't work carry like 10 cell phones and 3 ipods

if that doesn't work don't be ghetto, the mountains is not the place o be a gangster. the hood is and leave it at that.
 
carry a gunn was the best idea but if that doesn't work carry 10 cellular phones and 5 ipods then wear clothes that are for shaq if that doesn't work don't try to be ghetto. the mountain is not where you should be ghetto, the hood is where its at...and leave it at that
 
naw.

i have seen the gangster movies, and i get to buttfuck everyone before they join my crew.

im straight, but thats how it is in the hood.
 
hide a gat in yur ski boot and wear a "black power" t-shirt, also sell rocks to the local kids that should bump you up on the thug ladder
 
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