I Need Some One-Liners!!!

[Tolz]

so my school's softball team is in a tournament this weekend and i'm clean out of some good ole heckling goodness. so i'm asking if anyone has any good one-liners to be used to heckle opposing teams. any help would be great.

oh yeah, keep em clean - the umps dont like swearing, racism, etc...

 

[Nakas]

we want a pitcher not a belly itcher 60% of the time it works all the time

 

[1080ski]

"hey ref, get off your knees, your blowing again!!" always does the trick

 

[Nicholas.]

your blowing the game*

but yeah. thats a good one.

or just yell about how its zebra season until you get boot3d.

 

[unchyll]

say yes on question 7!

 

[seemeski]

Or, Does your wife know your screwing us too?

 

[Gavajabra2]

Is that a baseball bat or are you just happy to see me

 

[soulskier]

one of my personal favorites is a good "dont rub it" after someone gets hit by a pitch

 

[Bardolph]

On a bad call you get your fans to cheer

Nuts and bolts, Nuts and bolts, We got screwed!!

 

[Nicholas.]

haha thats wicked corny! just do super gay corny shit like that and they will hate you.

 

[toominator]

from happy gilmore...

you suck ya jackass! hahahaha jackass!

 

[phatbush]

JUST YELL "RUN KILLER BEE"S" that will cause choas! LOL i wouldn't prob recomend it though........................

 

[sowstochd]

well i was walking down the street once...and a guy waved at me and said, oh sorry i thought u were somebody else, i said.....i am

watch dimitri martin hes the king of one liners

 

[skitheeast1100]

hahahahah so retarded yet random and funny

 

[Nicholas.]

that guy is soooo funny!

im addicted to placibos

i could quit

but it wouldnt matter.

 

[Mr_Papageorgio]

get a roster and dig into their families...that'll stir things up when you chant the name of the left fielders dead poodle

 

[freestyle_kyle]

that is really creepy. not gonna lie

 

[Tolz]

yeah, i guess i meant more things to yell at the players, but the ump ones sound good too...

 

[Rooddss]

kinda for b-ball but

A Rope! A Tree! Lets Hang A Referee!, A Rope! A Tree! Lets Hang A Referee!

 

[LS.]

wahoooo the pitcher LOVES the cock

 

[jea_killa]

Go....Go U... Go Umass... Go U-mass. Or when they say the inning yell thank you.

 

[Alpineslide]

yell scoreboard SCOREBOARD if winning to put down the other teams cheer

 

[andrewg]

"i fucked your mom last night!!1111eleven!!11111!111!!!1!!!"

 

[604.]

I also like.."he ref, your mothers a whore and your fathers a cross-dresser."

 

[Travapple.]

hahahahah.......... i love that one

 

[Travapple.]

i hate shit like that...... i was at my gf's softball game and the other team had all the gay little chants, so annoying.

 

[babujib]

some wood some fire burn the umpire

 

[Jwenz]

"your one tall glass of water, and quite frankly IM THRIRSTY."

thank you juanna man

 

[zesty_buddy]

if ur winning: look at the scoreboard

 

[Petey.]

genius, completely genius

 

[45.]

my sisters softball team always says:

tree tree kick em in the knee grass grass kick em in the ass

doesnt really relate to softball but it gets attention when they are only 13

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

To your own team, "smoke it like salmon!"

 

[TannerCoulter.]

if he had one more eye he'd be a cyclops!

(for umpire)

 

[Mr_Papageorgio]

wel its a softball tournament so make fun of the girls weight and their mustaches

 

[killabees]

i heard your mothers sick

it will work 50% of the time

 

[RunDMc]

hey ref you must be pregnant, you missed the last two periods.

probably better at a hockey game or something but whatever

 

[Wis_Skier_23]

we usually say dont touch it too.....

 

[GingerKid08]

give me an O-R-G-Y what does that mean? TEAMWORK!

give me a C-O-N-D-O-M what does that mean? DEFENSE

give me a B-O-N-E-R what does that mean? KEEP IT UP!

 

[jea_killa]

that was gay

 

[Peter.]

i thought that was funny

 

[bangarangmules]

ahaha

 

[TheQuailman]

"I'm butter, and your toast!"

"I hope your team brought the lotion, cause your about to get burned"

 

[Joan]

a well placed gay comment works well most of the time

 

[killabees]

wtf mate

 

[Gavajabra2]

Yeah I use it all the time and kids just go running off the fields to check on their moms

 

[[~_~]]

get a spot in the front row, right behind the batting zone and pee on the ump.

 

[-+Siver+-]

hahaah that so jokes

 

[sunshineee]

did you forget the elevator part?

 

[max.]

hahaah perfect

 

[Bardolph]

What elevator part

Just yell random stuff like "Hey 14 you look like...(insert name of random person)

 

[leckett1]

two! four! six! eight! you suck! im great! la da la da you...are...the...one...i...hate?

i hope some of you know where this is from