I Need Some One-Liners!!!

"get a roster and dig into their families...that'll stir things up when you chant the name of the left fielders dead poodle"

hahaha. do that. be like "hey number 7! how's your parent's divorce going? do you still go home and cry yourself to sleep every night because you know that neither of them love you?"
 
that hellen keller sig reminded me of something people used to sing back in elementry school

"yankee doodle went to town riding on a heater, accidently flipped the switch and burned off his weiner"
 
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