I need a New way to Jerk off, any ideas?

MILFS

MILFS

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so i broke both of my hands and cant jerk off anymore, this is a problem. since i already banged most of the hot babes in my area, i wanna try something new. Any of you freaks got any tips? +K for bumps and advice P.S no one tell me to bang my cat, because its not easy/orgasmic
 
probably stress fractures from so much masturbation.

and to op: stick a banana peel between your mattress and bedspring then fuck it! it also works with a ziplock bag and some vaseline!
 
last week me & a couple of my buddies got drunk in the middle of nowhere, and we decided to try to jump off a moving car ( on the roof) into a pile of hay, but i slipped and fell on the concrete at like 30mph shit hurt
 
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Ya gotta do what ya gotta do
 
try using just your mind, no touching at all. Ive come close but am yet to master it. I know its possible though
 
Fuck your couch.

My buddy told me when he was a young teen he once put a large ziploc bag in his couch, put lotion in it, put it under the cushions, then literally fucked his couch. Easy cleanup too
 
i'm calling 1000000% BULLSHIT on this. if you had banged most of the hot chicks in your area, you should have absolutely zero problem getting some sympathy pussy with two broken arms/hands.

so basically, you're a virgin.
 
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