I need a New way to Jerk off, any ideas?
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Dr.Dickless
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Wallisch_pl
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You're dumb for thinking I was serious . that is all lol
that helps me pleasure myself in different places too 
white+wolf
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---------> http://www.jackinworld.com/techniques
TechnoPotamus
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clearly you'd just have to helicopter your dong all willy nilly until that thing released its hold and let go
Backyard.Skier
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only 0.06% of men can actually do it.
status_whitegirl
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Okay, here goes nothin.
The Couch Arousal
-Get a sandwich bag, preferably not ziplock, trust me, you'll find out why if you use one.
-Dump a good amount of lotion into the bag.
-Carefully place bag in between two tight couch cushions, preferably a couch with only two tightly stuffed cushions, make sure the top of the open side of the bag is sticking out of the cushion about an inch.
-Carefully stick your penis into the bag, make sure the couch doesn't swallow the bag into its deep abyss.
-Start off by slowly pumping your penis in and out of the couch.
-Finish by punishing your couch, slamming your rock hard dick in and out of its dust filled crevasse.
-Do not let anyone find the bag, trust me, just fucking get rid of that shit.
GOOD LUCK
-Status_whitegirl
The Couch Arousal
-Get a sandwich bag, preferably not ziplock, trust me, you'll find out why if you use one.
-Dump a good amount of lotion into the bag.
-Carefully place bag in between two tight couch cushions, preferably a couch with only two tightly stuffed cushions, make sure the top of the open side of the bag is sticking out of the cushion about an inch.
-Carefully stick your penis into the bag, make sure the couch doesn't swallow the bag into its deep abyss.
-Start off by slowly pumping your penis in and out of the couch.
-Finish by punishing your couch, slamming your rock hard dick in and out of its dust filled crevasse.
-Do not let anyone find the bag, trust me, just fucking get rid of that shit.
GOOD LUCK
-Status_whitegirl
Wallisch_pl
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I was going to say....I haven't really came that close ever
SneakyTurtle
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pjbackwoods
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So apperently if your new to a skiing website your a virgin? Makes me laugh
seward
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true story:
my good buddy broke both his wrist same time on a vicious check from behind.
we ripped on him for a solid 2 weeks about not being able to j-o.
so one night we decided we would take him to the local adult massage parlour.
he claims the girl felt so bad for him that she s'ed his d and only charged him the room fee.
wutta nice girl
my good buddy broke both his wrist same time on a vicious check from behind.
we ripped on him for a solid 2 weeks about not being able to j-o.
so one night we decided we would take him to the local adult massage parlour.
he claims the girl felt so bad for him that she s'ed his d and only charged him the room fee.
wutta nice girl
Dr.Dickless
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little1337
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Say goodbye to your dick?