I need a G/F!!!!!

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boombam1080

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I need a G/F that would send me care packages in the mail that has cookies, CD’s, and other stuff that will make me happy again. I need someone to care about… I’m soo soo soo lonely :-(

 
you must be bogart

Republican and proud of it.

Member 6834

i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

 
just drink a few more beers, lower your standards, and fuck a fat chick.

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S.M.I.T.H

R.O.S.S.I.G.N.O.L
 
get a pen pal

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
hahahahahahhahahhahaha

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
evan don't worry, ahmet will be your girl friend

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Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- Giray

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
haha sounds like somebody just went through a breakup

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The earth has music for those who listen
 
o god thats no good lol hahhahaha

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
bogart you should hang out with andy, he has a bunch of girl slaves he is keeping in his closet. im sure he could give you one, or four.

 
dude u dont really need a gf tho they just treat u like shit and fuck u over

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
The only time you need a gf is when you find somebody special who is always on your mind, and you know would make you the happiest man ever.

Don't go out just looking for a gf just to say "I have a gf". And if you're just looking for some ass, if you look hard enough and put on the right moves, you can get some.

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Ma
king skiing preppy again since 1999.

-check it out-

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=20416941

Just sign up for a credit card and if you don't wanna deal with it, destroy it when you get it. You won't have to spend a penny.
 
dont go that low.

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
lower your standards, and just find someone freindly and you can have a good time with

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
what the fuck why do you want a gf who will send you shit, wouldnt it be better to have a gf that actually lives near you?

fucking idiots

 
mmmmmm cookies

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
i'll send you a box of chips ahoy and an old will smith cd if you want.

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high north session 3!!
 
OOOOO oOOOOOOOO I call Jenna!

ahhhh yeah suckers, señor smith is all mine now.

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
yea man

stick it to the man, man

Yea. I said it.

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-STEVE STEPP

"Hey. You hear what I called him? He can't do JACK about it." - Master Shake
 
I have an extra one, sell her to you for 200 bucks.

Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
haha hmm it was really hard to give away all those cookies...damn

Back in the days i use to like bitches

But i tell you now days bitches aint shit

And if you wonder why i say this

I've had a lot of women and bitches think they slick

Sneakin' around fuckin' around whenever we're not around

Actin' all sophisticated spending money that she didnt make

I get so mad that i could slap her actin like she cleopatra

Aint no need to ask shes a slave to tha money and im the master

-nate dogg

 
fuck girlfriends... I mean don't get one, just have sex with random hot girls. Girlfriends are way too much drama and work to go through, trust me on this. And they cost a lot to keep them happy.

 
aaawwww that is so sad i want to cry, but unfortunately i cannot spare the 37 cents in postage to send you cookies and pancakes and such. otherwise, i'm sure you are worth every penny. good luck, brotha!

Can't fight darkness with darkness, only with light.
 
its true man

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
ill double him^, triple, maybe quadruple

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
i'll be your girlfriend, unless i have to talk to you...in which case, sorry

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-Laura McIsaac

Skiing is the single most extreme form of motion attainable by a human being.
 
ooo i want some

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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski

-NS Skateboarding-

 
why buy the cow when you can still get the milk???

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When your not sure about something, huck it
 
wow you people are insanely harsh.

Back in the days i use to like bitches

But i tell you now days bitches aint shit

And if you wonder why i say this

I've had a lot of women and bitches think they slick

Sneakin' around fuckin' around whenever we're not around

Actin' all sophisticated spending money that she didnt make

I get so mad that i could slap her actin like she cleopatra

Aint no need to ask shes a slave to tha money and im the master

-nate dogg

 
man you are one pathetic loser (creator of the thread)

no me gusta acls

also known as pussyfooter
 
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