I need a G/F!!!!!

....wow, what girls are you guys hanging w. that u have to spend lots of money and go through so much drama w.? geezus, just find someone chill

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The early bird gets the worm, the late worm gets to live.

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

Always remember, when a boy sweeps you off your feet hes in the perfect position to drop you
 
^waht girls? no its one girl, one girl whos my friend, girlfriend you could call it. Shes one of a kind.

 
Yeah, i need one too.

David

"Oh, Parker went with his dad to shoot arrows at his cousin's house."-Switch_9's mom

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.

 
Damn emo children, I hate you, I hate you all!

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- Matt*

 †.symmetry.†
 
SEppos you couldnt get laid in a monkey brothel with a bannana stuck to your dick.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
i love my girlyfriend...you guys are all lame

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
^and what if i was to oh say...show up at pennys house and uhhhhh SHOOT HER TO MAKE YOU SAD!!? im sorry im sorry i didtn mean it

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
 
no kidding, why put effort into an annoying gf when you can just hook up with different girls?

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
or you could lower your standards soo much that you stick it IN the man.

Poor Milk Productions
 
i'll send you cds and other cool things in the mail. but i'm not domestic enough to make cookies. do you like truffles?

-Lauren

THE LAB.
 
...that makes sense

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A
rrrggghhh!! It's an Online_Alien attack!!

GET YOUR SPORKS READY!! -shasta

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
talk to mr dahmer if you want him to be your freind and pickle your penis

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
 
dude u dont need a gf.

i dont need a bf.

much better off without one.

too much to handle/ spend money on / hafta do things with.

enjoy the single life while your still young and not married!

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, passion, and an unspeakable drive for something new . . . for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there." ~Pep Fujas

 
ahahaha sick mind andy....but good idea. i need some cash man

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
 
what are you talking about andy?!!!!!?????

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, passion, and an unspeakable drive for something new . . . for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there." ~Pep Fujas

 
what are you talking about

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
 
And by strippers and 40s you mean.... D&D books, and the new Magic Card Saga set right Andy?

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If i somehow peirce into my brain and become retarded, you can have my ski shit--Giray Dadali

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None let them cry in the dark
 
^shiiiiiiitttttttt.. and ktown, your just mad because you were too much of little baby to get anywhere with andy, leaving you sad and alone

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!

 
^ baahahahahahha. fuck that. you dont kno a clue of me and andy. if you did, you wouldnt have just said that

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, passion, and an unspeakable drive for something new . . . for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there." ~Pep Fujas

 
What's this I hear about park benches?

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dude,who's gf's send them care packages,sounds like u need a little reassurance. find some ugly chickk and tell her to make u cookies

 
^ dude she was hitting on me agian, you better watch your self becuse next guys might not turn her down like i did.

 
ahahah ahmets overobsessive with his girlfreinds that hes had

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
 
ya anddddddd? !

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, passion, and an unspeakable drive for something new . . . for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there." ~Pep Fujas

 
ewwww picnic tables? You have just warped my fragile little mind...

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If i somehow peirce into my brain and become retarded, you can have my ski shit--Giray Dadali

REDEMPTION WATERSKIS '05--Newest thing to happen to water since Chlorine

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None let them cry in the dark
 
shut up andy.

Back in the days i use to like bitches

But i tell you now days bitches aint shit

And if you wonder why i say this

I've had a lot of women and bitches think they slick

Sneakin' around fuckin' around whenever we're not around

Actin' all sophisticated spending money that she didnt make

I get so mad that i could slap her actin like she cleopatra

Aint no need to ask shes a slave to tha money and im the master

-nate dogg

 
Samueal Adams, ITLL GET YA DRUNK! You'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time.

Poor Milk Productions
 
i'm 22 and i've never even had a girlfriend,

talk about fuckin dryspells,

water is really fucking expensive...

i don't drink often,....

live by the N.E.R.D
 
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