I just shit my pants.

PaleCelery

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So I'm sittin in my little bro's room, dominating some nazi zombies, when I feel the call of nature arrive.

"No big dea;", I think out loud.

So I'm holding it in like a champ. Headshot. Another zombie down. All of the sudden I feel a little wet spot in my boxers.

"Oh shit!" I think out loud again

I run to the bathroom, ditch my pants only to realize theres some nice looking chocolate sauce in my fruit of the looms. Awesome. So now I'm freeballing it, and telling NS my sob story. To add insult to injury, while I'm cleaning up my shitty asshole, my little sister (who's room is across the hall from the bathroom) walks by and goes. "It smells like you crapped your pants!"

Little did she know that she hit the nail right on the head. FML

Moral of the story: You are never too old to shit your pants. So when you do, claim it like a champ.

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pooped my pants in a zoo this summer... in Sweden.

It was sweaty and poopy. I had confirmation from a bud that there

was in fact poop in my pants. Most unpleasant.

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i ruined a pair of pajama pants last year when i was sicki had super runny shit, thought it was a fart, shat everywhere, i mean everywhereit sucked
 
haha yea i came back in to look if it posted and was like shit.... i'm the asshole who posts the same exact picture
 
So This reminds me of a story.

When I was really young, I have a pic of the one peice I was wearing, which is also that last time I wore it. So my older bro and I were building sweet snowman in my drive way, we used to make them right in the middle so ppl would have to run them over to get to our house. So its getting dark and my stomach starts hurting and I'm super afraid of the dark. And the being scared part added to my tummy rumble. we have a really long driveway, and I didn't want to be attacked by an animal. I start freaking out and my older bro won't walk me to the house. It gets super cold, And my body is on fire. My little body can't contain the upset stomach so I start crying and try to run home and each step is like a squishy awful warm mess. So i start crying more and every time my stomach clenches from crying I let it slip more. So i get to my house, stinky wet, crying, embarrased. I sneak in to my house and dumb the icky one peice into my bath tub and fill it up with water to try and hide the mess. My mom walks upstairs following a 'stink' and finds me crying naked on my bed........ I still haven't lived that down, because I got in trouble for pooing in my pants.
 
When I was a little kid I had to shit really bad. I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but I didn't make it to the toilet in time so I shit ALL OVER the floor. I'm pretty sure I hit some of the surrounding walls as well. I started crying and my mom ran in, she flipped out and got really pissed. She threw me in the bath tub because I was covered in shit and she spent the next hour cleaning up the bathroom. It smelled like shit for weeks and I never got to wear the clothes I was wearing again.
 
when i was like 3-4 years old, i was wearing a pair of spandex biking shorts (no idea why, but i loved them), and i took a huge steamer in them. the funny thing was i was like 8 feet away from the bathroom
 
its ok dude, i pissed my pants in the middle of the woods when i was really stoned one time. Lost all bladder control. Once it started happening, I wasn't sure that i was actually peeing, so i shrugged it off until i felt it on my leg. At that point i whipped it out and finished. I was camping out, so in the middle of the woods i got ass naked and freeball'd it from there. Sooo worth it.
 
last time i ever pooped my pants was in kindergarten. it was also the last time i took a shit in school. I am a junior now and never taken a shit in school cause it grosses me out
 
The rules of pooping in school are as follows:

1. Cross country. You need to shit before running end of discussion.

2. If it is the secret janitors "clean" bathroom, then it's okay.

3. You have IBS and drank lots of coffee in the morning.
 
Once when i was young I was out with my family for a family night. My little brother got mad because, well not sure why thats not important. So, he was mad and we were driving around the city and he craped his pants out of spite. (he was like 10). So instead of taking him home my dad drove us to the closest do-it-yourself car wash. They striped him naked and then started to spray him down with the washer. I will never forget watching my dad chase my naked brother around a car wash spraying him down.
 
when i was in my last year of high school, i had a curry the night before, and at break, kinda started getting stomach cramps, but hoped theyd past coz i went to a state school and the toilets were sooo sick in the 5 years id been there id never taken a shit.... i went to class and was like damn i need a shit real bad, and started to sweat, you know what its like when you get dihoriea, well i asked my teacher if i can to the toilet and he said no coz we just had break, i had to sit ther for 40 minutes with shit litteraly crowning out of my asshole the whole time, everyone knew i needa a shit so if had shat my pants everyone would have known, luckily i made it to the end and ran to the toilet and exploded out my asshole... if i had shat my pants at school as an 18yo i can tell you i wouldnt be alive today!
 
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