I just found something horrible in out barn...........

wait i totally just realized that you touched something that your mom used to bate with...EWWWW
 
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that thing is fucking dirty looking. lmao. leave it on your doorstep and play ding dong ditch one day. then laugh at your moms reaction when she finds her dildo standing up on the step with a note saying "didnt you miss me?"
 
Bahahahaha, this is bound to become a legendary NS thread if it isn't already. I foresee it being bumped for years to come.
 
holy fuck that is one vainy triumphant bastard id be so messed up if i found it prob would kill someone
that shit probably bangs her like a hammer
 
Now that there's pictures, there's no doubt in my mind that this^ is what you have to do. Or the one involving swinging the dildo into cars (so long as there's video). This thread is going places, you can tell already.
 
hahahahahahahahahahahaha- that is soo fucking epic- ahaha i am dying laughing right now everytime I see the picture I imagine ur mom finding it in the sink haha
 
just think our buddy got slapped across the face with that thing.. haha thats so nasty..

so Demerti whats the plan for that thing?
 
hahah yah joe.......poor joe.

we are going to put it in tandans baby grand piano :)
then swing it from trees into cars
then put it in your girlfriends backpack
 
yea that thing is like almost as tall as joe is.. but that would all be super funny.. especially when my girlfriend goes apeshit and turns into the 4 and a half foot tall of furry and beats the shit out of you.. haha
 
You could always do what my friend did. Continually try to convince yourself that it was a gag present at some party. But you will know the truth, that thing was up and inside of your mother in all of its veiny triumphant-ness.
 
look at the worn out veins way down the shaft, she was working that thang hard and deep, holy shit
 
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