I just found something horrible in out barn...........

[D_War]

i bet its carved out of wood

 

[lilwhiz165]

 

[LadySaGa]

i lawleddddd

 

[MatRich]

hahaha eww it looks all dirty at the tip, tell your mom to wash it

 

[Malcolm]

hahahaha

 

[Steezius_Maximus]

and our shit too - literally?

btw its your moms

 

[EastCoast315]

hahahahahahahah epic fucking win

 

[Relish_man]

its gonna be hard to sleep tonight. i would not like to be you right now.

 

[Benhamine]

I dont understand. Why would anyone want to tell anyone never mind all of the immature 14 year olds on this site about finding your mothers dildo. Seriously. I guess we all just have different levels of respect for our families. But anyway good luck with forgetting about finding your mothers magic stick.

 

[3mania]

I think i know what Mom's getting for Christmas. Make sure you get vid of her opening that package.

 

[artfullydodged]

dude your mom goes hard. damn.

 

[triebby]

 

[ReetsAdeets]

Ride the pine!

 

[Delaney]

bet its yours

 

[joly.sp]

HAHAHHA

 

[ummmmm53]

I hope it hasn't been said yet, but take that thing on antique roadshow and see what you can get for it!

 

[nipples-the-cat]

wow, i feel like a douche, sorry man, i'll try to find somehting to change it to

 

[omIV]

a veiny triumphant bastard to say the least

 

[yuck]

that thing is fucking disgusting

 

[theIRONniggler]

pun intended?

 

[TheDude]

i gave it to your mom for her b day...she doesnt use it???

 

[nipples-the-cat]

bump

 

[SkeechyD]

nice new icon

 

[poh_money]

hahahahahaha

 

[PeeDuBzz]

hahaha thoes grannies would pay big bucks for that original carved masterpeice

 

[sammiedee]

looks to be made of treebark, pine perhaps. This is an interesting specimin that was a common choice for lonely women during the 1930s. Considering the warn condition, this particular unit could sell between $50 - $175 if professionally refurbished.

 

[Spillway_East]

ding dong ditch idea is great

 

[nipples-the-cat]

you should get it carbon dated i am guessing a few million years old and made of a mammoth tusk by some lonely warrior granny dyke... i think you could become a millionare if you sold it to a museum..maby it could be set next to the monalisa display..

 

[theblackrod]

i just choked on water laughing at that comment

 

[Gnarshred]

Why does your username have to be so similar to my username?

 

[Black-Bandanna]

This is so wrong for so many reasons...

 

[T-Nutcracker]

hahaha epic thread

 

[gustafari]

this is an lol worthy moment ^

 

[Dbit]

Very few things on ns have ever made me spew what I was eating all over my keyboard. That big veiny bastard did the trick

 

[SkeechyD]

hope it wasnt soup

 

[theIRONniggler]

What the shit!!!

 

[andersteeze]

Id just be stoked i didnt see her using it

 

[aznsteeze]

i want to be part of NS history. That is super disturbing.

 

[C-DAWGSTYLEZ]

^^^ I want to be part of this as well, everytime somebody quotes that picture i totally lollerblade.

 

[erikK]

holy shit thats hilarious

 

[DaveM]

threads

 

[soulskier]

if i found something like that, no way would i share it with NS

ballsy

 

[Testicles]

I just thought you might like to see it again as you scrolled down the 5th page

 

[SUPREMExDIPSET]

i lold

 

[theIRONniggler]

everytime i se that i take a trip on the gondaLOL

 

[Beepboop123]

dude why the fuck would you post ur mom's dildo on here you.

 

[Beepboop123]

..sick fuck!

 

[brandon_]

that's going to be a mad awkward dinner tonight.

 

[Jimmy.]

you should inform her of your discovery.

 

[SkeechyD]

cuz i had raging nsers peer pressure me into it