I just found something horrible in out barn...........

[Luc.]

hahahaha you are in total denial if you think it isnt ur moms

 

[14.]

maybe its your dads.......................

 

[freestyler540]

awesome, an antique dildo

 

[duckets.]

haaaaa that blows..

 

[SkeechyD]

no i believe it could be who evers i think its prolly my mom

 

[rockjumper]

pics or it didnt happen.

leave it in the tooth brush holder in the bathroom

 

[corona]

we need pics of the your mum!!!!!!!!

 

[canterbury]

 

[Balto]

is it really that hard to put on some work gloves, pick it up, take a pic, then leave it on your sister's night stand?

 

[thelittlebiggs]

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

its a big veiny triumphent bastard

 

[SkeechyD]

if i put pics on here the thread will be deleted and non of you will get to see it, thats pointless. and im an only child

 

[Dylan_]

it won't get deleted half the mods have put it in your moms butt anyways

 

[ROOS.]

i love antiques, especially antique dildos

 

[0123456789]

yea i bet they banged her like a hammer right dylan?

 

[debrickshaw]

i lol'd

 

[Mr.Panda]

Quite being such a pussy and just post the pics of it sitting in the box.

 

[jamers]

hahahahha

shits prime

upload to some other site and post da link hahaha

 

[VCharette]

There's no way a mod would delete this dude man up and post it.

 

[EastCoast315]

hahaha +k
but seriously just throw a condom on that shit and use it, hella fun

 

[inactive]

post pics of dildo and mom.

 

[yuck]

hahahah yes!! the only appliable situation to use this quote

 

[Peter.]

what a ridiculous thread

 

[no_steeze]

it's a dildo, not a real penis, how is it offensive

 

[nightscraper]

maybe sell it on ebay?

antique dildos can go pretty high these days

 

[B-runge]

luz

 

[martin.]

so oddly enough, I found a dildo in my barn as well when I was 9 or 10...

 

[B-runge]

you wont get banned for posting a pic of a fucking dildo....

 

[JRullo]

A woman has been married to her husband for ten years, and for all those ten years her husband insisted on making love in the dark. No matter how much she asked him, he would never turn the lights on.One night she grew tired of this and turned on the light while they were making love and saw that he was using a dildo on her.She says, "Honey, how could you do this! All this time you've never told me. Explain yourself immediately!"The husband says, "Okay, I'll explain, but first you have to explain the kids."

 

[B-runge]

hahahahaha^

 

[PeterNorth]

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!

 

[blong131]

i laughed out loud

 

[LO_GO]

im going to jump on the band wagon and say PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!

 

[balltoohard]

are you kidding me?

did you really just ask that?

 

[paulgenovese]

Pics or it didn't happen?

 

[soulskier]

dammit skeech, post the pics.

 

[swan3609]

It happened.. one of our buddies got slapped across the face with it.. haha

/claim

 

[NaturalRotater]

Pussyyyyyyy,
your no longer invited into my HARDCOREEEE EXTREME party.
go play chicken with a semi truck than maybe ill reconsider

 

[gnarlygoodski22]

haha you are lucky man! My house is like 300 years old we've found guns from the civil war, mad people die in it and a 70 year old full meat locker in my scary ass basement. Be happy for your veiny dildo

 

[Thenowhereman42]

lulz your mom is banging herself in the rafters of a barn

 

[SkeechyD]

Rowen says he wont delete it. so im uploading a pic later today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pee_and_Ski]

well this is just awsome im going to have to explore the barn near my house mabey ill find something awsome

 

[sconniestyle]

did you taste it to be sure it isn't some sort of delicious penis-shaped candy?

 

[popNfresh44]

as said before, pics or it didnt happen. what if it's an antique dildo? bring that shit to the roadshow!

 

[Elden-JR]

wtf

 

[Elden-JR]

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

10 bucks shipped?

but wait.. whats it smell like first

 

[spliff.Life]

 

[family_vacation]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Goku]

lol