I have a game for you guys to play

[TheButterHashira]

Go to http://http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ , make an account and see how long you can last without getting banned. I have made 2 accounts and my second one was perma banned after about 1 minute and one post.

 

[low_fidelity]

ahh the link didnt work

 

[user098123]

I have a game for you to play too, and you just lost it.

 

[CMYK]

Damn it! i did just loose

 

[Billek]

Thank you.

 

[Jacuse]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ this link should work.

 

[statuswhitegirl]

church forums wtf??

 

[BMB]

yeah dude, thats just not right.

 

[mellifluous]

who is "ILikeButtSecks" who just made the thread "Well I like... Buttsecks. I really do...."

 

[low_fidelity]

AHAHAH i posted somethign about the devil and 666 and stuff and anarchy oh my

 

[*freeskierpj*]

You made me feel like an asshole haha:

"You have been banned for the following reason:

troll

Date the ban will be lifted: Never"

 

[duckets.]

lol i'm lookin at the active users down at the bottom and there's 3 that are banned: lilweezy, tanner, and wellilikebuttsecks

 

[TheButterHashira]

Tanner was banned for no specific reason. Lilweezy was banned for being underage.

And I don't think this is a real church, read the landoverbaptist.org site and you will see things like "why does jesus look like a homo with all that long hair?"

 

[footcrunk]

super sweet game

 

[wang_bong]

if you actually read some of the fourm, you'll quickly discover these people are fucking nuts.

 

[breckfreeskier]

My name is Bangmelikeahammer. Lets see how long I can last

 

[BootySpunk.]

Lol not very long at all haha I saw your thread

 

[Bloom.]

haha my name is nobgobler69

 

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whats so cool about jesus any way?

I mean he was a man? is there more to him. He reminds me of a present day plumber



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Re: whats so cool about jesus any way?

nothing

id rather get hyphie

suck my ballz jesus!

 

[low_fidelity]

ahaha damn after like 5 minutes:

You have been banned for the following reason:

troll scum

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

 

[breckfreeskier]

I have been banned for trolling by some pastor asshole. My ban will be lifted: Never

 

[CoonKiller]

my name was rim job and i got banned before i could even post.

 

[user098123]

It's just going to be like that Pokemon site, they are just making it to fuck with people.

 

[Bloom.]

yeah haha i think they ban your ip

o and nice job who ever replied to my thread whats so cool about jesus

 

[STREETS]

LMAO whos name is premartial sex lol

 

[KjellEllefson]

i just got banned for my username

i dont know whats so bad about "rasberry lavender"?

here is what jim. on NS wrote

 

[Jacuse]

2 minutes
You have been banned for the following reason:trollingDate the ban will be lifted: Never

 

[BootySpunk.]

haha wtf I got banned for nothing I didnt even post haha

 

[doublexl]

shit...i lasted about 5 minutes...

 

[Jacuse]

I was using safari when I got banned the first time. Then I used firefox and I could get back onto the site.

 

[pns513]

that was me. lol

 

[breckfreeskier]

what a great game this is. Anyone else see the banner ad for "Homeschool Narnia Education" or something like that? What the fuck is that about

 

[low_fidelity]

my name was scientologyrules and they said:

Reason: Ban

-------

Jesus rules, not science.

 

[pns513]

WTF?

Re: How tall was Jesus?





/ icon and title



message

Since GW Bush is 5'11" I would assume the same height for Jesus.

 

[Jacuse]

hahaha thats hilarious.

 

[KjellEllefson]

clear you cookies and make a new account

 

[TheButterHashira]

thats what I have been doing.

 

[low_fidelity]

this thread has gone from no posts to 35 in like 5 minutes. i bet thats a new record

 

[Bloom.]

clear your cookies and you can make a new account

 

[Jacuse]

I just Rick Rolled them!!!

 

[MANDER]

haha i didnt do anything! but my username was upthebut!

You have been banned for the following reason:

trolling

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

 

[TheButterHashira]

Look for newschoolchristian to be stirring up trouble. I just made my 3rd account.

 

[BravoWhiskey5280]

wow..that web-site is full of fucking losers

 

[doublexl]

gay, i got banned right when i posted my thread.

i really need some suggestions on why my anus burns after a night of pumpin coke and anal sex.

 

[yellav]

i'm pretty sure this site isn't real... its for satire purposes.

 

[TheButterHashira]

here is what I just posted

"I am forced to go to a heathen catholic church. There is a statue of bleeding

jesus half naked in the middle of the church. I sometimes catch myself staring

at this jesus. Often times during mass I will get a massive erection from the

half naked bleeding jesus. It is very embarrassing when I stand up. Is there any

way I can make this penis demon leave me so I can have pure thoughts about

jesus?

I have prayed and prayed but no solution has CUM{there is a smiley with a jesus on a cross here}

God even this smiley is turning me on "

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

my names BIGDADDYBLACK and i got an instaban haha

You have been banned for the following reason:

Being a Satanins here to sow discord among the brethren

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

 

[Leo.]

You have been banned for the following reason:

Being a Satanins here to sow discord among the brethren

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

 

[aculbs]

Promise Enforcers - Men Only!

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We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!

why dont we have threads like that

 

[TheButterHashira]

newschoolchristian, AWESOME-Onigg

Waiting for Email Confirmation, Bangmelikeahammer, BIGDADDYBLACK, comedumpster11, cumguzzlerLAWLZ, Deaner, Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S., Glendora Christianson, hansell, Herr_Doktor Phd., holymoly, Iswallowdick, JennyD, Justina Thyme, lilweezy, Marshall, nobgobler69, nsrockficka, Past0rTHallz, Pastor Ezekiel, rasberry lavender, ratchets n yae yoe, religion=skiing, Reuerend RauenMoone, rim job, ScientologyRulz, Sister Mary Maria, skipatrolblewitup, Steezy, Tanner, TannerHall

Waiting for Email Confirmation, tha yae yoe hoe, thefloodiscomming, themidwestsucks, Theresa Ball-Sackyea, Trent Harvey, Jr., upthebum, Vayhr of the Warhost, Virginia D. Templeton, w00t-h00t

b00dism Waiting for Email Confirmation, Wash O'Hanley, WellILikeButtSecks, Wide-Open

bahaha look at all the crossed out names!

 

[KjellEllefson]

my name was "comedumpster11" and got an instaban

i was trying to post this before i was banned