Whoop, my bad. I read it all wrong. After re-reading that all, how are you being charged with a felony for verbal assault? The theft I can maybe understand, for the kid's season pass you took, right? But there is no way you could get a felony charge for verbal assault. The only way assault can be felony is if it's aggravated, usually involving a weapon. You should fight that one.
Wait, you didn't try and poke any eyes out with your poles, did you?