I got raped by a fat chick

they say that " once you go fat youll never go back" I got no ideas soo Ill take your word on it..

but in all seriousness that shit fucked up.. Sue the bitch .
 
how would you remebr all these details if you were passed out?! lying bitch you could have left but why would you? a blow job is a blow job manggg
 
bahahahahah, this post reminded me of that millionaire motivational poster "elephants, now larger than the moon"

only with a picture of a ginger, and it saying "elephants, now better than gingers"
 
Classic.

Now all we need is Robe and Wizard Hat.

And quit quoting that pic for pete's sake, that thing is disgusting.
 
when i see these posts i'm having officially a really hard time believing the user from all of those other posts from other websites. way to go guys, now i'm paranoid!!
 
Hey man... it happens to the best of us. I can honestly say I fucked a fat chick. However, with each beer she got gradually more attractive; and this is usually the case. The worst part of the whole incident was that it was one of my sisters co-workers and she and her boy walked in on me. I just remember waking up and regretting every last minute of it. Her arm was over my body and i jsut wanted to bite it off so i coudl get the fuc out of there That's my story. haha
 
My theory on why fat girls give good head;

1) They need to make up for their looks. Since they can't strut their ass like the 124lb 5'5 girls, they just resort to being easy to get with, and they give you head no questions asked. And it is awesome head. So they try and level the playing field here by luring you back with their awesome head.

2) Hot girls can attract any guy with just their ass alone. So sucking a dick? Oh just GROSS...swallow....hell no. They feel they are above this. They don't need to do all that to attract a guy. So giving head....they hardly do. And if they do...its just enough to get you to shut up, and pay attention to the fact you are scrumping a HOTTIE.
 
getting head from a fat chick is not getting raped, its getting head. and if you really drank a waterbottle and smoked 5 bowls i bet she looks like jessica simpson and you said FUCK YA.....................since you don't remember anything and all.
 
i was just reading this aloud in my dorm and my roommate came up with a good thought.

"he is complaining about her being fat and ugly and whatnot, but a girl cant really give head to someone unless they have an erection... sooo"

yeah.
 
I'd press charges, and then be all like "Yea, I wouldn't care so much if she were some babe but...well....she's fat."

 
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