I got raped by a fat chick

If a chick is giving you head and is even somewhat not shitty at it, what are the odds you won't eventually blow your load? Come now, thats ridiculous.
 
really good chances, especially if your drunk which makes it like 10 times harder to remain hard and blow your load. think about it. fat chick plus extreme drunkenness and you not wanting it = no busted nut
 
hahahahahahahahaahaa thats fucking hilarious eastAR5, you MUST have enjoyed it to bust a nut, especially if you were drunk. i would seriously pay good money to live your life for a day, you have the best stories ever!!!!!
 
of course it felt good but still dude do u have any idea how hard it is to stay up when you open your eyes and see something like that over you. no joke she must of been at least 300 pounds
 
for some reason that scene from trapped in the closet comes to mind where R Kelley's complainging about *in R Kelly singy voice* "bitch your crushing my leg".
 


did she look like this??
 
ahahahhaha im sorry man. but why the hell would she do that to a random passed out kid for like two hours? that is disgusting.

and im sorry for you if it was a tramatic experience. feel better
 
haha you totally can.

in my province, as a girl, i have the right to have consentual sex with a man and afterwards claim i didn't want to or i regret it and he will get charged.

how fucking gay is that? the system is fucked. so if you have sex with a girl and she changes her mind afterwards, it's rape. that's what a police officer told me once.
 
HAHA you dumb mutha funka. That's why you shouldn't drink so damn much. You are going to regret that one for soo long.
 
Could you imagine if that was the other way around? You would be at the police station right now dude. This world is so fuckign sexist its retarded.
 
my friend once got repeatedly raped by 2 DIFFERENT fat chicks in the same night. Talk about the worst new years ever...

Its even funnier because hes the shallowest guy ever.
 
And I can guarantuee you this isnt true. Wake up girl... as if it would make any sense.. any random girl would walk to guys in bar, fuck em, and then ask them ridiculous ammount of cash or they'd press charges.. OR.. you could do it with someone you really really hate...
 
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