I dont ski for jesus

[crazyfuck]

he's a 6-time karate world champion. in other words, he can kill you simply by thinking about you.

they aren't "jokes", as you are implying- they're facts and if you don't believe those facts, you're going to receive one roundhouse kick to the face.

 

[redpointist]

Fuck man, if you ski for Jesus you can huck 250ft.+ cliffs onto rocks and be cool. Try it some time.

Because Jesus see's that youre dedicating such a selfless activity like skiing on his behalf. I mean, cause skiing for Jesus is totally as selfless and inspiring as starting a free clinic or donating to the poor and shit.

 

[redpointist]

and in that case why did you reply to this comment?

 

[Stryken]

I would find it much more humorous if instead of putting I ride for Satan if you just put "I don't ski for jesus."

 

[tomc51]

ill have to answer your question with another question How many abidiginals do you see skiing?

 

[9TH_SPOHR]

i love this thread it has the devel,god, iron maiden,and chuck norris all 4 of the original super freinds

 

[Schoening]

hahahahahha

 

[XxLibertYxX]

At some point in half of the kids on this website life they will grow up and stop acting like there 13 and become a little more mature. I really do feel sorry for people who disrespect other peoples beliefs...

 

[albatross.]

satan is my homeboy

 

[manwiththemetalleg]

Haha only in America would you find a sticker saying 'i ski for jesus'. Funny shit.

 

[Treestman]

its good that you apologized! i would have gone wild