I dont ski for jesus

I think that is officially the most confusing post ever made on NS. Honestly, I looked at it and didn't know what to make of it.
 
"I ride for Jesus?" That has to be one of the gayest things I have ever heard of in my entire life. That's just.... not even funny or cool or anything... i don't get it.
 
being catholic i think its stupid to say i ride for jesus cause i doubt your skiing to make jesus happy. to make jesus happy it should say i'm a priest for jesus.
 
God delights in all parts of our life! He loves it when we use the gifts he has given us. I glorify God every time I go out to ski, or every time I step on the competition field and give Him credit.
 
lol wow the age old argument of relgion, i hope you all one day grow up and actually argue like normal people
 
and i guess that was arguing like an adult? dismissing everyone without any basis or reason is the way normal people argue?
 
I'll I know is that Jaime Pierre said that he hucks cliffs for Jesus.

So if I slap a Jesus sticker on my skis that means I can huck 200+ cliffs, right?

With jesus on your side you can do anything
 
I really don’t understand how you can “ski for Jesus”. That seems pretty fucking creepy to me. So is skiing like a job to you? You don’t do it because you love to ski? If you want to do something for Jesus I’m sure he has some much more important and meaningful tasks for you.
 
first of all, "icecoastn", i would employ you to shut the fuck up. secondly, quit being a darsh.

regards,

the future father of your wife's children
 
thats fine and good... make sure to pull the hood off your wagon before you fuck your own mother

because im setting the engagement
 
"icecoastn", would it kill you to punctuate properly? your grammar smells suspiciously mexican.

regards,

the outright owner of your mothers privates/the uber 1337 haxz0r
 
as much as i appreciate your overtly gay comeback, i still must insist you lay off the darshisms. darsh.

regards,

ken griffey jr.

p.s. your family is poor. just saying. i drive a escalade, that's all i'm saying.
 
ok so youre better

but i mean... in, gay... out, okay

im not really saying anything its just sounding like youre one bad mistake away from homosexuality
 
gotama... i dont post on this site that often, because i am too busy being the ultimate h4x0r... and if you want to keep your harddrive and your dignity........ id back the fuck up slut
 
"tahoefreeski", honestly. point a: you're not better than anyone-at anything-ever-and never will be. it's time to abandon that dream. point b: shut up. point c: you have no friends. point d: let me reiterate that you are not, have never been, and will never be better than anyone at anything besides spreading lies on the internet.

regards,

a naturalized american citizen
 
gohuckyourself, remember that time at the gaybar when you played grabass with the middleaged balding dude who was in it "just to see" and you got that feeling in your stomach like the first time you checked your sister out in the shower... you should have kept it to yourself because now its out, and you still have no friends
 
Wow I really dont understand how a bunch of people can argue over a sticker... i guess i see why that pro guy left... people have religion and choose to show it so what drop it
 
i wanna get that cartoon made into a sticker. (you know, the one where mohammed has a bomb for a turban, caused the danish embassy in london to be set on fire due to protests by angry muslims). lets see how people would enjoy that.... ooooooh... tasteless!
 
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