I courtesy flush every time i poop

AElot

AElot

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Am i the only one? its not that i do it to be courteous to my fellow bathroom-goers its simply becasue all of my poop and toilet paper combined just wouldn't flush!!!! If anybody is in the same boat as i am please let me know. i feel an outcast in my dorm hall bathroom as i flush on average 3 - 4 times per feces.
 
I usually only do it when I'm using an unfamiliar toilet. If I know the toilet, I know how much it can handle and don't have to flush it like 4 times.
 
do you stand up while is flushes? or at least lean forward? i hate the feeling of flushing and splashing going on inches beneath my butt.

i have plugged the toilet in my apartment many times, but fortunately i know the secret to unplugging a toilet without a plunger.
 
One time at a baseball tournament in 8th grade we had a kid that clogged his toilet. He was too embarrassed to call room service and unplugged it with his hand :0.
 
Couldn't be more right!
Unless I'm at one of those restaurants/bars with those crazy toilets that could flush a small bear down the toilet
 
ive had to call the front desk at a hotel and ask for a plunger. that was awkward.

does anyone else hate when you lay one sideways over the hole and it wont go down? hahahahaha
 
Im always afraid if I flush before I wipe itll clog so Ill have to stand there plunging it with a dirty asshole
 
wow, i just had a great poo
probably should not be describing it to fellow skiers but im pretty sure it was the poo of a lifetime,
it had a perfect cylindrical shape with a solid girth about 8 inches long,
it was just the one piece and was laying across the hole lke someone said above, im lucky, at home the toilette i chose was the grand pooper in the house. it can handle manly dumps and the water spun it so it just shot down the hole. beautiful.
sorry i just have to share
gonna go wash my hands now..
jk
 
don't worry my friend, i'm world famous for my enormous poops. i challenge anyone on NS on the title of largest feces on average. it's very very rare that i don't need to work the plunger when i poop. i mean that for cereal. i've also had 2 poops that accurately resembled cock&balls. coulda sworn they were sculptures, even had poop nugget testicles and a glans. (sorry about that image) /CLAIM
 
I don't clog the toilet that much..but does it happen to any other NSer that your shit stays stuck to your ass hair and it takes like a million wipes to take away???
 
That's why I time my daily poops to be right before my shower. No dingleberries for me, also no ass hairs being ripped out of my ass due to trying to get rid of said dingleberries.
 
I meant 60 lbs. not liters. 60 pounds of pressure per square inch. you know the kind that roar when you flush? that industrial shit.
 
the only toilet i trust with 1 flush is the one at the top of my stairs. it was advertised as "for those heavy loads."
 
I want to put in one of those toilets that has two "flushers." One for solid and one for liquid waste. So you can either send your shit flying or just let your urine trickle down. Great water saver too. I can't find a picture of one
 
if we are on the subject of shitters.

does anyone else think it would BA to have a urinal in their home someday? when i have some sort of an entertainment room down in the basement. im definitely having a bathroom with a legit urinal. not in every bathroom in the house, but the man cave will definitely have one.

my house will be very eccentric in parts. haha
 
if im using a public toilet i focus more on making a toilet paper nest than worrying about it going down. ive already clogged one of those industrial toilets with toilet paper /claim
 
Somebody keeps doing that shit in my dorm bathroom. So annoying...I have to go to a different floor to poop half the time.

It's not you, is it? Seriously, I'll find you.
 
my toilet has a poo flush option AND a pee flush option so i have the option for extra power when i need it for a mega turd

 
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