So you use 3-4X as much water so people don't hear you pooping? Don't you think that's a little vain and irresponsible in terms of insecurity and consumption? I mean who cares??? It's poop! I like to pretend I'm Chris Berman when I poop- I'm all like "WHOOP!" or "BACK, BACK, BACK, BACK, AND IT'S OUUUUUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEERE!" in public bathrooms. Especially if I'm shitting loudly. Sometimes I will laugh if it makes a funny noise. I guess I just have no shame. You should try it, it's fun not to give a fuck.