I courtesy flush every time i poop

[Funnel]

I only do one flush. Urinal in the house would be so sweet.

 

[T-Holt]

A) That's really impressive. B) I know exactly what you're talking about with the nest.

 

[bootleg_BEN]

That toilet sucks. My toilet wouldve murdered that turd.

I have strong toilets so i only flush once. But i still clog toilets quite a bit. I am a master with a plunger.

 

[gretzels]

what is poop?

 

[yojimbo]

they glitter.

 

[FrenchToastMafia]

yeah girls dont poop. I flush on #2 everyday but Wednesday

 

[poopandflush]

my username = my life code

 

[Bright_Nation]

my toilet could flush a city bus

/claim

 

[TastyCorn]

What is this said secret?

 

[GGGtriplegGGG]

OmFG!! i lold

 

[njwa88]

yeah ive picked up that trick too haha

 

[Brenone]

a pre poop toilet paper nest also works as a splash guard for heavy loads.

 

[Phantom]

Chuck norris once pissed and clogged the toilet.

 

[Dick_Buttkiss]

 

[Delaney]

1 flush for sure

 

[ace_]

anybody else get their pre Thanksgiving poopz in?

 

[no_steeze]

every day i wish i had a urinal

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

this is true

 

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REPOST

 

[Cufe.]

I know the situation of the poop not flushing, I just couldent get this thing to go down, even after 5 flushes. So being logical i did the only thing one could do; took a shovel from outside and just kept trying to break it into two. finally i was victorious... and had put a hole in the dry wall with the long end of the shovel.

/claim

also, 2-3 flush average

 

[Stickity]

depends on the poop

 

[whoa-dere]

I used to flush only after I stand up, but recently my cakes just won't go down like that, so now I flush every slice. But still it can't prevent clogging completely, I just clogged the big shitter in our house this morning before going to work. I gotta get one of those that has a spinng blade down there to chop shit up.

 

[Huck_Norris]

So you use 3-4X as much water so people don't hear you pooping? Don't you think that's a little vain and irresponsible in terms of insecurity and consumption? I mean who cares??? It's poop! I like to pretend I'm Chris Berman when I poop- I'm all like "WHOOP!" or "BACK, BACK, BACK, BACK, AND IT'S OUUUUUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEERE!" in public bathrooms. Especially if I'm shitting loudly. Sometimes I will laugh if it makes a funny noise. I guess I just have no shame. You should try it, it's fun not to give a fuck.

 

[cbeebzthasteeze]

You need this champ right here. It's the American Standard Champion 4. I'll leave you with a video.

 

[blong131]

we were gonna put a urinal in the basement when my dad and i were finishing it, but my mothers iron fist denied it.

 

[BIGben*]

Pics or didn't happend. While there is a thread on poo, i have had a question for awhile, is that fecal placemenylt unit true, the cortex?

 

[holy.shep]

i love you. i have no idea how many people ive tried to convince that they dont poop. plus, that post was on my birthday

 

[BEARS.]

if the turd is worthy then it shouldnt be flushed.

 

[JIBpsy^^]

At work yesterday this kid took a shit in our bathroom and left it just chillin there then threw his shitrag into the trashcan but missed. What a little shit.

 

[act.resist]

this is a true story (first girl in thread)

 

[whoa-dere]

i remember doing this at my grandmas house when i was little

 

[Mr.Luke]

You really only need to flush a maximum of twice, unless you haven't gone it a week. THEN you flush 4-6 times

 

[MN_Nice]

I dont poop everyday. True fact.

 

[kooleobenez]

Naw, courtesy flushing is only okay if no ones waiting for your toilet. If you flush and someone is waiting, you just psyche them out. They get all excited cuz they get to shit and then you don't come out of the toilet. It's just mean

 

[Black-Bandanna]

Poop smells really bad

The stench fills up the bathroom

I courtesy flush

 

[HermioneGranger]

 

[Blake.P]

I flush once, but I shit like 3 times a day so it evens out. You should never need to flush more than twice