I am getting fat :(

Tasche

Tasche

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Well I am putting on some pounds after getting out of college sports and lack of any motivations. So I though what is NS best for? Telling people how worthless they are.

So to inspire me please post any hurtfull insane comments that will hopefully modivate me to go work out.

I will print them off and put them on my bathroom so I will see them in the mourning and go get my fat ass into gear.

Go for it!
 
yeah college is a destruction path haha.. drinkin beer almost every night and workin out 1 or 2 times a week doesnt add u
 
So then I decided that if I was to have my hand cut off and replaced by a candle, I would definitley choose cinnamon apple.
 
you are worthless. you are the very epitomie of what is wrong with america. you are lazy, fat, out of shape and you should be ashamed of yourself.Take a long look in the mirror at your jiggling bitch tits and quaking cellulite, and realize who useless you really are.

hows that?
 
This is great exactally what I need.

I am probably going to have lasting emotional scars but at least ill be in shape.
 
hey yo fatty

go eat a krabby patty

or maybe a chicken patty

or maybe a turkey/chicken patty

or maybe all of them

you fatty

your name is matty

you look like my kitty catty

he is a fatty

my name is edvert aka elmo

i like the color yellow

even though im red

i am emo and feeling very mellow

i like to get head

but i dont get head

but still i like to get head aynway

but still

youre a fatty

go eat a krabby patty

OWNED BY ELMO!
 
you are fat lazy ass mother fucker that needs to get off NS all day and start working out and losing some weight BITCH
 
i bent over yesterday and teh button poped off my pants, they were old pants though, and kinda small, but it made me sad, so i didn't eat lunch today
 
hahah yeah that happened to me once, really old pants too, you just feel like a fat shit no matter what if your button falls off
 
my best friend used to be fat and he thanks god every day that people made fun of him because it humiliated him into losing weight.
 
i found out you need both your arms to do a lot of things... so since ones gimped... i do nothing, adn while im at it, beer and hot fudge and sandwiches and cereal and all that shit aer very enjoyable... but when i can do stuff again, rest assured i will. YOU, thoguh, you CAN do stuff and youre just a bitch. if i wasnt such a gimp id hit you... or get you a beer or 3 so i wouldnt be drinking alone again. i mean really, who needs a reason to drink? its wedsnday, i think ill get drunk. its breakfast, i think ill have a beer. schools over. im bored. peace out.
 
exactly, like, i put them on in the morning and the legs were kinda short so i pulled them down a bunch so they were around my enormous ass which i guess put a bunch of strain on the button
 
ok, tape or attach a stick on your back and hang a twinkie with some string, thats all you need to do to lose weight
 
cut your calorie intake to about 1000 per day... then exercise vigorously... i'm talkin ride a bike 20 miles a day, then do 100 push ups, and 200 sit ups. do that for a couple weeks... i'll gaurantee you lose at least 10 pounds.
 
have a mod ban you and hook up an electroonic scale to your compute that wont let you back on NS until you've lost at least 10 pounds, thats good motivation, i would think so anyway
 
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