Get your dorito whoring ass to the goddam gym. Otherwise your kentucky fried ass will never touch a vagina again. You lackluster, shitbag, poor excuse for a human.
you are such a worthless fat piece of shit, get off your fat ass. Its absolutely rediculous how sad you are. you serve no point on this earth and may god have mercy on your fat soul.
Realize that girls don't go for 'jolly' guys all that often. and if you have a girlfriend, she's noticing you're going fat and is looking at other guys.
if yourm fat then your related and compared to kristy alley, and if your related and compared to kristy alley then your a fat ass nostril fucking scientologist, so you see because you are fat your a fat ass nostril fucking scientologist, the end