I am getting fat :(

thats not encouraging him to get out and do a litte running

so fatty go tie your shoes and burn off a cheeseburger and fries
 
Get your dorito whoring ass to the goddam gym. Otherwise your kentucky fried ass will never touch a vagina again. You lackluster, shitbag, poor excuse for a human.
 
you are such a worthless fat piece of shit, get off your fat ass. Its absolutely rediculous how sad you are. you serve no point on this earth and may god have mercy on your fat soul.
 
Realize that girls don't go for 'jolly' guys all that often. and if you have a girlfriend, she's noticing you're going fat and is looking at other guys.
 
hahaha i have this terrible feeling that i will end up marrying some really funny fat guy who works for construction or something.
 
If you're reaching the point where you can't see your feet or dick without sucking in, you'd better get into gear.

you don't want to be that old man on the beach with the big gut and skinny legs do you??

And Oh, swimming with a t-shirt on is not cool.
 
if yourm fat then your related and compared to kristy alley, and if your related and compared to kristy alley then your a fat ass nostril fucking scientologist, so you see because you are fat your a fat ass nostril fucking scientologist, the end
 
richard simmons makes me want to end my own life, cause i cant stand being in a world with a guy like that... what a fag
 
ill pm you every single day for the rest of your life calling you bhill. you should really consider losing some weight now my friend.
 
this is what i dont understand, as a fat kid.

Everyone knows your fat. YOu know your fat.

Why is it an insult when people call me fat? i already knew that...
 
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