How to post a proper Ski Gabber thread

A_Whelan

Member
Hey

This thread is mostly for the new people out there who haven't

been on NS a lot/at all and are unsure of what to post. So below is a

list of what you should and should not post, as well as some things to think about.

Thoughts before posting

1)

Before you dare think about making a post in any forum section use the

search bar. This is the most used flame for people on the internet who

make redundant post that could be answered by using a simple search.

Anyone that has funny pictures of search bar flames post them up for a

laugh.

2)Is your post going to contribute to the forums? Give

that a second or two of though instead of putting down the first dumb

ass idea that pops into your head. Anything that will have no or a

negative effect on the thread goes into a cult or the Non-ski gabber.

3)Did

you research before you made the post? This part is crucial if you are

asking a question. Again refer to #1 for this as well as the rest of

the internet for help. Two biggest sites to get help from Google and

Wikipedia.org

4)Are you posting in the right section? Recently

NS underwent a change and split ski gear from the B/S/T forum so you

need to think about what your posting. There is also the Media &

Arts, Ski Gabber, Site Discussion, Regionals, Cults and Camps. It is

acceptable to post something in Ski Gabber instead of Regionals or

Media & Arts if you have a really dope video like the Gus Kenworth,

or Redbull ski updates, or some sick segment of Jon's baller ass comps,

etc.

Things you should not post/do

This list can go on forever and I encourage people to post up other things that need not be posted

1.

Anything under an alias account. If you made one and are thinking

about posting chances are it's complete utter bullshit and a waste of

everyones time. Your e-penis will not grow from alias posts.

2. Unless you really feel necessary DO NOT post

"How to do ...." trick threads. The key to learning how to do new

tricks is A. Try it for yourself or B. talk to someone at your hill who

can do it. Trying to learn a trick on the internet isn't that great,

and besides there are already lot's of threads out there about your

trick, and they are just one a search bar away.

3. Don't post

stupid questions like "Who is the steeziest skier?" or "Post your

favorite ski picture" or flame trends in the ski industry such as "NO

POLES IF FOR F!#$*(% F@#*$" these are useless and usually start flame

wars. The only time you are allowed to do this is when you

have a lots of evidence of how steezy x number of skiers are and you

want to talk about them. That covers a lot of the stupid ones.

4.

One of the first to have next years gear? Hell yah post that up... WITH

PICTURES!! Without it don't bother unless you are letting people know

that the gear has been shipped.

5. Post reviews. There is a

section for this so post in both but some people have put extensive

helpful reviews in the forums. Just make sure it is helpful and it's

not about you and your oversized ego.

6. Post news! A lot of it

is covered by the front page but sometimes there are things or inside

news people have that need to be heard. Maybe your mountain is having

a contest and nothing has been said, do a quick search to make sure you

weren't jerking yourself off in the bathroom for too long and in that

time it was posted, use the search bar.

7. Bumping old threads

is a no no. Unless it has some historical significance or something

funny that was once forgotten don't bother. And make sure you didn't

accidentally go back really far without knowing and post in some dead

thread.

Most other stuff is fine to post, just don't post

useless shit that wastes people's time. And for those of you who have

been itching to post a reply along the lines of "this is the internet,

no one gives a shit what you think" I realized that. The internet is

one of those things that stop peoples fist from coming in contact with

the faces of idiots out there, be great full that's so.

Also

I didn't proofread this, sorry for any grammatical errors. Do to the

lack of an edit button I'll post any corrections. If I forgot to add

something post it up for all else to see. Enjoy.

-aaron
 
geez, thanks Aaron, finally I know how to make one of these things! I was completely lost before this thread, which, by the way is very proper ski gabber thread. haha jk I had to let the sarcasm flow for a minute.

But on a more serious note, it's really good of you to take the time to make threads like this, because they are pretty helpful and have potential to make the forums better if people read them. + karma ;)
 
IRONY! one of the best posts i have ever read!

on another note, the thread creator has a great surname.

WHELAN BIYATCH!
 
i feel on a whole this is a good thread but i dont agree with some stuff you are saying. people post thread about who is the steeziest skier over and over again and it does get annoying but it brings up discussion on one of the sports main progressions ,Steeze, and its kinda of a changing thing. One other thing is that theres no problem asking ns for help when learning tricks its one of the most useful sorces out there, maybe a refrence to the trick tip cult is need.

but thanks for taking the time i feel this is a needed thread especial for newcomers to ns
 
N*Freeskier - Good eyes. Yes this is working towards developing posts, hence contributing towards the site but like I said, if it's something important it can be posted in other places. And as someone else mentioned the how to ski gabber title.

Camo Chameleon - Agreed. Cults are a huge help, there are lots of good ones out there so browse that section of the site as well. As for steeze posts there is a lot of repetition . It seems like one dies and another useless ones starts, granted some are directed towards a person or trend. And sometimes there is a breakthrough in skiing or something new. Ie 1440's, Dj flips, etc. It's one of those judge accordingly threads.

-aaron
 
RE: "How do i do x trick" threads - (Obviously search beforehand), but isn't that what NS is for??

I mean this site has some of the best skiers in the world as members. Being a community, it should be a logical place for people to ask for tips and help when they are trying to learn something new?

The major exception to this is when there have been countless threads on the topic, making a new one without consulting old ones first is useless.

To be honest, I see the searchbar as the be all and end all. If you are wanting to discuss something ski-related and it hasn't directly been covered in previous discussion, then there really isn't any reason why the topic shouldn't be allowed. If it has been covered, then there probably isn't a use for another one.

As steven said, it is difficult to moderate, but if people can just take 30 seconds to check a few things before posting, then all will be good.
 
Thank god that nerdy internet jargon laden fascism trickles on to ns forums, and breaks through the glass ceiling of mmorpgs.
 
how to post in SITE DISCUSSION

post things that have to do with matters related to the members and wellbeing of the ns community forums here.

--> site discussion!
 
I would say make it a sticky. However most of the people who post stupid stuff don't even spend the time to read around first.
 
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All of these negative bs posts from peoples aliases is what I would like to see stop, but that's like stopping time. I just wanted to make this post to let people know what is going to get the flamed and what isn't. There is a lot of useless shit in these threads and I wanted to try to help clean it up.

Thanks to everyone backing me with this thread.

-aaron
 
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