How to get out of the friendzone?

All you losers whining need to put yourself in the girls shoes. She doesn't like you like that.

So just think of the ugliest and fattest chick you are friends with who you'd never fuck but you still like as a person. Thats how the girl sees you. FACT.

Get over it and move on to the next one.

Never run for a bus or a woman there is always another one coming.
 
I knew this girl for most of my freshman and sophmore year of college, we were friends but I always wanted to get with her cause she was a solid 9. Anyways, we were in the same chemistry class one semester and I used it as my chance. I sat next to her every day in class and was just normal and friendly, but I would always draw dicks all over her notebook and any piece of paper she was using. Sometimes I would even change it up and draw boobies or a saggy V. Anyways, one friday night she asks if I'm going out (I said yes) and then tells me her and her roomates are going to a party. I go to her house to pregame, drink, go to the party. Then at the party she asks me if I want to get high. We go back to her place, roll up a spliff in her room, smoke it, and the next thing I know she jumps out of her chair onto my lap (cowgirl style) and starts kissing me. I was so excited, and then we banged. And still bang to this day.

Moral of the story: Draw dicks on girls notebook, get drunk, get high, doooooo sex lots, fail chemistry
 
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