How to get out of the friendzone?

Yukoneer

Yukoneer

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anyone have any funny or good stories bout how they got outta the friendzone? I have none which is the point of the thread
 
The girl that I worked with for years and had a major crush on friendzoned me something awful. Then at an office party I kissed her. Long story short we're married with kids and work as salespeople for a paper firm.
 
1. take ecstasy

2. no more inhibitions

3. ?????

4. profit.

but seriously, if she doesn't know that you're into her that way then there's no way the situation could improve. so be straight up.
 
How do you PUT somone in the friendzone? Hmmmm, this is new to me. Usually im only in the F zone if i want to be, i dont play there games. Want to be out of the friendzone then dont play the gane and find a hotter babe who see's what your bout.
 
invite her over as a friend

get her in your room

turn up loud music so no one can hear what you will do

have some rope, tape, and other items

pull off her pants

put her pants in the wash so you clean them for her

use the rope and tape other items to well you know
 
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just do what girls do. talk about your girlfriend. observe for reaction. you might see getting out of the friend zone is easier than you think. problem is, you have a girl friend. what you do is up to you.
 
more or less this. that said, it's highly contingent on how well you do the deed. or just stop talking to her. drift your own ways, meet her a party down the road, hit off and next thing you know you're on top of her.
 
You gotta tell her man. It's worth the risk, simple as that.

Think of it like doing a backflip. Sure, you could land on your head, but we do it anyway because it's fucking amazing when we land them.
 
do what they did in Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind. It can't be that hard. Erase her memories that are about you and then re-initiate poon getting operation.

Or kill her, spend 25 years in jail, convert to buddhism, figure out meaning of life, wear ebony rimmed glasses, write a book about forgiveness and compassion, then there will be so many bitches fiending for yo dack it'll be like ants crawling for a corn dog that was dropped in the dirt. you'll forget about her in not time.
 
do the opposite. ignore her. completely. the only time you should speak to her is to tell her about OTHER girls. give her 2-3 weeks of this treatment and this girl will be yours.
 
get drunk or high with her and flirt like mad, get close to her and start making moves until she's wet for you. then stay in friendzone. repeat previous steps on different days until one day she just can't take it anymore and starts begging you to be with her.
 
Told me** he liked me to his face I'd already be impressed he had the courage to say it. If it was me I would take it into consideration. Usually the nice guys never profess their feelings. Just tell her how you feel
 
Nice guys ALWAYS profess their feelings, that's why their nice. It's the independent, indifferent men who drive girls crazy, because they aren't really concerned with things as trivial as a female's unstable emotional state.
 
Yea "take it into consideration" with the nice guy, and then not even second guess yourself with the asshole.
 
i got my magnum condoms, i got my wad of hundreds, i'm ready to plow!

but seriously, you get in the friendzone because you aren't assertive. when you're confident and cool, you don't get tossed into the friendzone.
 
I can't write a long response but this just simply is not true.

If a guy tries to act "sweet" he will come off as completely unwantable by all women.

If a guy acts like a total asshole then you might get girls, but your love life will be less than satisfying because your relationships will be shallow.

You just have to make yourself hard to get so to speak. Its like pulling a string around a corner for cats. The cat doesnt give a fuck when the string is fully visable. When the string starts going around the corner then the cat gets excited. When the string disappears the cat chases.
 
Be patient. If you're truly a great guy she'll come around and realize that. Girls can be immature (as much as we like to think we mature faster). We go through our bad boy/jerk stages, but then realize who is really worth dating. Don't get in that mind set of "nice guys finish last". You'll have your time. If not, she just might not be worth it. Maybe look for a girl that is stuck in the friend zone as well haha.
 
Girls either dont come around fast enough, or never. Its not a fault, its just the way that you are wired. No girl wants to settle. A guy that patiently waits for a love interest and never fights for her or, conversely, never makes the woman fight for him, will seem like a loser that the girl is settling for. Meaning she WONT settle, and move on to another guy, leaving the nice, patient guy in the friendzone.
 
Girls "come around" in their mid 20's early 30's when they want to start a family and need someone who can support them (aka: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$). And don't tell me I am wrong either, it is blatantly obvious
 
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