How to get back at the football coach?

the window paint that wipes off with a damp paper towel, you mean?

why the hell would someone get suspended for that?

people do that ALL the time at my school. it's not any sort of deal.
 
jesus! letting a little thing like the car not being there slow you down. grassfag!

juuust joshin.
 
Okay, you're the one who's gonna know this but your overall relationship with your teamates and the football team will predict the outcome. If you go ahead and write "grassfags" (fuckin hilarious) on his car, you're toast. Too many people heard it, too many people know of the confrontation and that it was you.

I have never been an advocate of fucking with cars, like keying it or vandalizing it because that's just fucked up. You wanna piss him off, not cost him money. So you can get a valve stem key and loosen all of his valve stems. This will be a bitch having 4 flats. The cool thing about it, you can loosen them ever so slightly so nobody walking by can hear the hissing sound of air. It'll take about 30 minutes but after the game he'll be sitting on four flats.

You wanna embarrass him and make him feel like a fool, so get close group of friends and dont' talk about it, because once the student body finds out, EVERYONE is gonna know it was you. Don't make it soccer vs football, make it you vs this fag coach. You could jack the playbook and send it away to all the other teams in your league and that would fuckin ruin him or you could make false accusation but then you're really bringing the heat on.

Poop under his car door handles is hilarious, especially if its fresh dog shit. You could even pony up and eat taco bell for lunch and dinner and use your own shit but you might be fucked up in the head if you do that. One time I put hair remover in a frat brother shampoo and that caused hell but fuck that dude, he was a fag, not grass. No homo

Stick with legit pranks and don't cost him money. If you can do something at the first game that'll be hilarious. Somehow thing of a way to embarrass him infront of a crowd

Keep us posted
 
Doesn't the coach know that the best punters and kickers are soccer players? BTW fuck football. Soccer is so much better. Timeouts suck ass!
 
yo 'lax on that shit...football is a great american sport, and soccer is equally as entertaining. this isnt a football or futbol hate thread.
 
Do you have a school newspaper? A friend of mine wrote about how our football coach was a douche and got the coach fired... that's a solid way to get back at him without making him look like a victim
 
dont stick a potato in his tail pipe, but go to your local hardware store, and get a tube of silicone, or like a foaming insulator, itll be like the potato, but gnarlier, itll last longer, and he wont be able to see it. he'll try to start his car and it wont start. you could also get one of those tire lock things, if u have the money.
 
dude get all of his phone #'s and post em on ns. then dedicate a day where people prank call him multiple times on his phone lines and say random shit or w/e. it will drive him crazy and confuse him cus there will be so many different area codes n shit. it wouldnt cost him money or anything either.
 
Do this

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I like z robs idea or the get everyone to on ns to call him constantly for a full weekend, i know i would deffanatly call him up and call him a grass fag
 
i got arrested. well not really arrested, but was taken away in cuffs until my parents came to pick me up. seeing as nobody had done anything yet they couldn't press charges or do anything about it but they detained us...story will be posted in a bit
 
awwwww shiet. that bows, so you guy s never touched his car? i think now its time to talk to the principle or athletic director about his little nickname for you.
 
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