How to get back at the football coach?

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if he is ever walking by during your practice, "accidentally" hit him with a shot while he is not looking
 
my football coaches r scary. yea get a camera or vid or something spray paint on his car? hahaha o my god
 
just train so hard, that you propel your team to the state title. with the state title under your belt, the youth of the town will see how badass it is to win a state championship and they will play soccer. soon enough all the kids will play soccer and there won't be enough decent athletes the field a decent enough football team thus reducing him to mediocrity in high school football. if you start now, you'll be able to get back at him in like 20 years. good luck
 
i just skipped to reply so if someones said this, well, sorry. but if you really need to get back at him. kill all the grass on the football field. whether it be with salt or weed killer or what, just put it aaaallll over the field. or spell something out by making the dead grass say something.
 
last year kids got suspended for writing 09 on car windows with that window paint shit. pretty stupid. but ok because those fuckers got my car.
 
somehow give him viagra so he has a boner at a football practise and then get the football team to tell the principle that u feel uncomfortable around him. he'll either get fired or really embarrest. might be a bit extreme.
 
there's no way that soccer and football should be on the same field. you probably would have fucked with his practice therefore has total reason to do what he did. plus you play soccer so you DESERVE IT.

WHY SO SERIOUS?
 
stick a bunch of forks in the ground all over the field so he has to go around and individually pick them out of the ground
 
basically one country in the world plays football, almost every other country in the world plays soccer, so are you saying that the rest of the world needs should be aloud to use feilds because they should be playing football on them?
 
ahhh fuck my life guys. we got there and his car wasn't in the parking lot. but it's DEFINITELY going down tomorrow night. they have a real game not scrimmage since it's friday and he parks at the stadium where they catch the bus. pictures will be taken, his car will be fucked with. i completely forgot i made a thread until someone sent me a pm haha.
 
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