This guy was pissed:
Well friends......it's definetely wild Times At
Kisielius High.
For starters, I have officially dropped out of
katimavik. I am no longer a part of that wonderful
organization. I have chosen to take off with John and
aric and live in Calgary. The craziest day of my life
began like this:
It was a bright and sunny mornig in Strathmore, AB,
and I awoke to sounds of puking and realized it was
me. I had a crazy hangover, the night before, a blur.
I remember Aric ad John smoking a bone In the private
room in the club, snuck in ad shit. Lots of 1.99 beers
and hundreds of 9 cent wings. Aric the vegetarian?
coulda fooled me. so I wake up to bickering as usual
in the Katimavik house, people stepping over and on me
and john, (Aric and john snnuck into the house late
night to catch some z's) and decided that this place
is not where I want to be anymore. We venture to the
City of Strathmore where I work(ed), and went to
examine the stripped out, but functional, 1964 school
bus. here it is. My dream. To be a ski bum in a bus.
Wow, it is within my grasp. We talk to the mechanic
and he says the city won't sell it. It's been sitting
for 5 years, but they wont sell it. Fuckers! But wait!
He has an 88 honda civic hatchback for sale. Ok, not
quite a bus, but I guess it'll do. We get a ride to
calgary to go to the bank to get the cash, and a guy
in a truck pulls up, and says hes got 2 3000$ tower
speakers for sale. 400$ each. I take a look, he's got
a good story, he works at an audio story, so John
gambles and picks em up for 8 bills. go back to
strathmore, We dish out 5 bills, buy the sucker, go
over to the insurance company, get me a policy, pay
1800 for 6 months, get the car registered, buy the
plate, put it on the car. It's 12:00. Wow. Here we
are. We can go all over the rockies and ski anywhere
we want. Sweet. Pack up our shit, go to calgary to see
our new place. we pull up to a modern day castle. Walk
down stairs and are blown away, full living
accomodations, kitchen, bathroom, washer/dryer, 'wave,
sweet place. 250 a month. Shit. can this get any
better? it's 5:00. We decide we need a roof rack for
our skis. We find this guy who has one for cheap, go
to his place in calgary.......wierdest house ever.
Theres wierd hand scrawled egyptian symbols on the
door. We go in..it's an entire apartment building like
a 100 years old. A dog suddenly runs up the stairs
past us. Wierd. We get to the top, and this place has
fucking everything...EVERYTHING! so he walks in, and
he's called the wizard, and he is one wierd ass mofo.
We get the rack and decide to get a tv and an amp
later off of him. We get in the car and cruise the
coolest street in the world, 17th ave in calgary. We
get to the downtown core, and stop at a red light. It
turns green, We move, on top of the world, we got a
ski rack, a place, a ride.......bet it was just too
easy. I blink, the light is red. Brake. It's snowing.
Slide right through a red light and t-bone a 2002
honda civic. It's 6:00. windows smashed. car's
totalled. We're fucked....F-U-C-K-E-D. Cops come, tow
the car, take our keys, ad we are standing there with
nothing but our new roof rack in our hands. It's 6:10.
the intersection is clean. A cop comes over, gives me
a 200$ ticket and a charge that could take 4 points
and kick my rates up 57%. Thanks. We take the train
home. My ass is sore from the royal reaming it just
recieved. everyone's alive. great. Get a call, the
pussy in the other car says he got hurt. Load of SHIT!
he was ready to beat the shit out of me, no way was he
hurt. Anyways.
had a car
didn't go very far
haha world, very funny
go ahead
take all our fucking money
6 hours later
I make the top 10
enemies of the co-operataors
gimme a pen
I have to sign
for this 200$
fine.
thanks you.
So Im on my own, and life never slows down, specially
for yours truly.
If anyone wants to come visit, we got a place, the
rockies are right here, and I would love to take you
to see them. Phone me if you want (403) 273-9763.
thats all for now.
I gotta go get my car outtla the lot.
maybe go smoke some pot.
lates
Shawn 'The Civic Killer' Kisielius
A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
SUck My AnTeAtEr
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
My going rate is 25$
Well friends......it's definetely wild Times At
Kisielius High.
For starters, I have officially dropped out of
katimavik. I am no longer a part of that wonderful
organization. I have chosen to take off with John and
aric and live in Calgary. The craziest day of my life
began like this:
It was a bright and sunny mornig in Strathmore, AB,
and I awoke to sounds of puking and realized it was
me. I had a crazy hangover, the night before, a blur.
I remember Aric ad John smoking a bone In the private
room in the club, snuck in ad shit. Lots of 1.99 beers
and hundreds of 9 cent wings. Aric the vegetarian?
coulda fooled me. so I wake up to bickering as usual
in the Katimavik house, people stepping over and on me
and john, (Aric and john snnuck into the house late
night to catch some z's) and decided that this place
is not where I want to be anymore. We venture to the
City of Strathmore where I work(ed), and went to
examine the stripped out, but functional, 1964 school
bus. here it is. My dream. To be a ski bum in a bus.
Wow, it is within my grasp. We talk to the mechanic
and he says the city won't sell it. It's been sitting
for 5 years, but they wont sell it. Fuckers! But wait!
He has an 88 honda civic hatchback for sale. Ok, not
quite a bus, but I guess it'll do. We get a ride to
calgary to go to the bank to get the cash, and a guy
in a truck pulls up, and says hes got 2 3000$ tower
speakers for sale. 400$ each. I take a look, he's got
a good story, he works at an audio story, so John
gambles and picks em up for 8 bills. go back to
strathmore, We dish out 5 bills, buy the sucker, go
over to the insurance company, get me a policy, pay
1800 for 6 months, get the car registered, buy the
plate, put it on the car. It's 12:00. Wow. Here we
are. We can go all over the rockies and ski anywhere
we want. Sweet. Pack up our shit, go to calgary to see
our new place. we pull up to a modern day castle. Walk
down stairs and are blown away, full living
accomodations, kitchen, bathroom, washer/dryer, 'wave,
sweet place. 250 a month. Shit. can this get any
better? it's 5:00. We decide we need a roof rack for
our skis. We find this guy who has one for cheap, go
to his place in calgary.......wierdest house ever.
Theres wierd hand scrawled egyptian symbols on the
door. We go in..it's an entire apartment building like
a 100 years old. A dog suddenly runs up the stairs
past us. Wierd. We get to the top, and this place has
fucking everything...EVERYTHING! so he walks in, and
he's called the wizard, and he is one wierd ass mofo.
We get the rack and decide to get a tv and an amp
later off of him. We get in the car and cruise the
coolest street in the world, 17th ave in calgary. We
get to the downtown core, and stop at a red light. It
turns green, We move, on top of the world, we got a
ski rack, a place, a ride.......bet it was just too
easy. I blink, the light is red. Brake. It's snowing.
Slide right through a red light and t-bone a 2002
honda civic. It's 6:00. windows smashed. car's
totalled. We're fucked....F-U-C-K-E-D. Cops come, tow
the car, take our keys, ad we are standing there with
nothing but our new roof rack in our hands. It's 6:10.
the intersection is clean. A cop comes over, gives me
a 200$ ticket and a charge that could take 4 points
and kick my rates up 57%. Thanks. We take the train
home. My ass is sore from the royal reaming it just
recieved. everyone's alive. great. Get a call, the
pussy in the other car says he got hurt. Load of SHIT!
he was ready to beat the shit out of me, no way was he
hurt. Anyways.
had a car
didn't go very far
haha world, very funny
go ahead
take all our fucking money
6 hours later
I make the top 10
enemies of the co-operataors
gimme a pen
I have to sign
for this 200$
fine.
thanks you.
So Im on my own, and life never slows down, specially
for yours truly.
If anyone wants to come visit, we got a place, the
rockies are right here, and I would love to take you
to see them. Phone me if you want (403) 273-9763.
thats all for now.
I gotta go get my car outtla the lot.
maybe go smoke some pot.
lates
Shawn 'The Civic Killer' Kisielius
A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
SUck My AnTeAtEr
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
My going rate is 25$
