Help ns. im gonna need it.

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Panda_with_Guns

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yo ive already posted in lm but i figured i get more advice here. so ive been dealing with a douche for about 6 months. he used to be my friend but his gf started talking to me and so we talked. but ever since that, he has HATED me and been a douche. ive tried talking it out, he says "no. stop thinking with your lil head" and now he says that on saturday(tomorrow) he is going to come to my house to kick my ass. his gf tries breaking up with him multiple time a week, and he wont have it. when he cant see her one day for the whole day, he yells at her and calls her a bitch, then says i love you an hour later. that has been happening for about 6 months and his douchery is why we are no longer friends. sorry, i got off topic but n saturday he says he is going to come to my house to kick my ass. any help or suggetions is much needed. thanks ns. please help.
 
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Haha okay dont try to fuck him up.

This complicates things. I would tell you to try to talk it through with him, but you said he would have none of it.

I dont know what to tell you man.

Talk to one of his friends and get them to tell him hes being an idiot?
 
call da po po. lock all your doors and windows. when he is banging on the door you can nail him for being on your private property, intent to do bodily harm, and if you felt like it, get a restraining order.
 
Wait wait wait hes actually more than a foot taller than you??

In that case listen to this all morning

Then fuck him up
 
by reading the title i thought you were gonna come out of the closet to your parents, but after reading yeah you should fuck him up
 
Just the whole second half of that sentence.

Im gonna leave it up to your imagination. Im going to bed.
 
DUDE!!!! Drive to colfax pay a big black guy to pose as your step cousing and have him threaten this kid give him like 50 for doing it. and provide him rides and snacks there is like two popeyes on colfax he'd go for that for sure. just hand out by hip hop street and im sure you will find someone good enough for the job
 
then maybe you should be a man and just fucking grab your nuts and if he wants to fight stand up for yourself. We all have to lose fights in our life. But if you stand up for yourself you will gain the respect and honestly after you stand up for yourself the bully will back the fuck off even if he fights you and kicks your ass. and his girlfriend wont think thats cool at all she will finally be like this is the last straw i wanna go make out with that 5'3 guy over your fucking ass any day. be a fucking man.
 
I came into this thread, read what OP had to say and thought of this video. I was gonna post it! OP, LISTEN TO MARGETTS! Kick in the groin, and run. Or take a skateboard and fuck him up like Margetts.
 
this guy is a foot taller then you? well that makes him look like a puss, wanting to beat someone way smaller...but anyway fight really dirty if it comes down to it, stay super close to him so he cant hit you hard then go for the eyes or balls. if you gouge his eyes remember to pull his hair hard! i dont know if you would want a weapon like a bat, pipe, wrench, golf club, or fire poker because if he takes it from you he will probly use it on you.

dont use knifes or guns and goodluck!
 
you'll be fine dude. i bet you this fight will never take place. he is probably just angry because he has a small dick

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tie him up, rape his parents and force him to watch, then stab his eyes out with rusty nails and jump in joy as he screams in horror. After you gonna want to dip him slowly in hydrochloric acid while skinning his face with a sharp blade.
 
Call up a couple friends and have them hang around your house all day tomorrow. This guy is probably all talk anyway.
 
^ seriously thats not such a bad idea. what i would do is either have like 4 or 5 of your biggest friends or just not be at your house all day.
 
go home alone status on his ass. can of paint on a rope to face level.

or get a bat. mace.. poop and throw it at his face or drop it on him.

just saying... or just ignore him. sucks that a freind douched on you i have had it happen and it sucks

booby traps.. a good idea.. let the size of your brain win the battle.
 
Start windmilling as soon as he comes close. One of em will land.

Seriously, tell him he's a retard and expect a few digs.
 
Ryan why don't you just chill somewhere else for the day, or ask your sister to chill at home with you. He won't do shit if somebody else is home. Besides your sister is hot as shit so I don't really think he would try anything with her around.
 
I think the best thing here is to stand up for yourself. If he does actually come (I think it is unlikely), then you just have to be smart about how you approach him. An easy way to win against bigger people is right away you know he is gonna throw a hard punch at your head so duck that then give him a good hard kick to the side of his knee. That will put him down on his knees and you are free to go to town on him.
 
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