Help ns. im gonna need it.

PANTS OFF. IT'S GO TIME.

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Man the fuck up and fight this kid. Why? I'll tell you why.

1). You don't make out with a man's girlfriend if you don't want to fight him. .

2). If you step up and beat his ass, you will be a legend among scrawny fuckers everywhere.

3). If he kicks your ass, it's because he's a foot taller than you... and now this girl is completely disgusted with him and can't wait to let you pee in her butt and brush her teeth with your penis daily to make up for getting your ass kicked for taking to her.

You literally can't lose. Well, except for getting your ass kicked- which pretty much happens when you fuck around with peoples' girls who are liek way more huger than you, so you sort of deserve it anyways to be honest. So yeah, you want to be a player and pull quick ones, plan on fighting people. Just aim for the chin, brah. Good luck!
 
Dude just walk out there like a boss and give him shit for even wanting to fight someone half his size. Then if he still wants to fight, punch him in the throat. Or shoot the legs and fall his ass like a dead tree, ground and pound son.
 
take the orange piece off of your airsoft gun, then you're set. or just get a baseball bat and if he comes to your house be the first one to make a move and just act reckless and show him you're the fucking boss here and that he should go back to his house and sit on his bed and try to suck his own penis, or go fuck his friends sister in the ass that'll show him (?)
 
Kick he from the outsides of his knees. Hit his throat. Punch him in the balls.

Or just buy a gun. You live in denver, not gonna be that hard.
 
my neighbor named dick would. he is the dick of the neighborhood and calls the cops for dogs off leashes. and with this kid, he is a pussy and would call the cops if shit went down most likely
 
Go on Facebook and post on his wall about how hesSSSSOOOO col to fight someone he has a foot on just because his girl doesn't want to be with a douche if it's public then either he doesnt kick your ass and looks like a puss or he does and everyone will know he's a douche
 
that would add fuel to the fire. he will make up bunch of shit like me saying i love his gf. he even tried telling me that i saud that i love her to her one time.
 
you are a FUCKING IDIOT.

get some of your friends over that are a thick build and have anger issues. walk out of your house like a fucking man with all your friends to back you up. tell him he's a fucking idiot to fight a kid a foot smaller than him. if he tries anything, it will most likely be him charging you, just hold your ground, then ditch at the last second and try to trip him up. then, just try to get a solid punch to his throat, nose, or chin (or temple if you want to knock him out cold). then have all your buddies back you up if shit goes bad.

you'll be fine
 
dude the key is to make sure that he regrets starting the fight, even if he wins it. pull a knife and threaten some brutal shit, i mean go into detail on how bad you'll fuck him up with that knife if he tries to fight you, get that crazy look in your eye and he probably won't try shit.

or if your afraid he's really bat-shit and would get a weapon of his own, then either call the cops or man up and fist fight him. you won't win, but you could still put him in enough pain that he'd regret it and wouldn't fuck with you again. plus then you can get his gf or sister to tend to your wounds, and he would seem like such an asshole they would be very inclined to fuck you in revenge. so i think your gonna come out on top of this one
 
Okay, if the big guy stands in front of your house and yells thing at you like : ''gtfo i'll beat the shit out of your ass'', then take a baseball bat, go outside, walk towards him, point him with your bat and yell at him things like : ''You wanna fight huh, little bitch come over here i'll broke your fucking knees''. I'm pretty sure he'll go away and leave you alone thinking that you're insane in the membrane or he might come towards you and want to fight. If he wants to fight, aim the knees bro....aim the knees with your bat.
 
have your big friends there and a camera to tape, let him hit you once if he will and have your friends step in... press charges for trespassing if its on your property, and assault and batterty. his parents will be happy
 
calmly explain to him that he's retarded for wanting to fight someone half his size because his girlfriend happens to like you more than him and he would be smart not to come to/in your house over it. chill with a couple older or bigger bros if you really think he'll show up. i mean honestly you don't even need to let him in your house, im sure he'll get sick of waiting outside your house like a tool cause he's spiteful about his girl..if you were/are friends tell him to wake the fuck up and deal with his anger in a different way
 
Not going to lie here but a real life version of home alone would be extremely awesome. TRAPS EVERYWHERE. You can also let your imagination go and have fun with it as apposed to a baseball bat, unless you get people to start calling you the bear jew because that would also be pretty cool.
 
if he honestly is going to fight you, he's a fuck head, its an uneven match shouldn't happen. I say get a gun.
 
should i A: tell him ill call the cops B: Be a pussy and not be home all day C:hide in my room and have some one say im not home or D: call up friends, have shit go down
 
Why do I have to have the double post? Damnit.

Well anyways you are kind of in it now, because if you don't face him tomorrow, he might just come the next day, or the next, etc. Better to end this shit today.

Not a real knife, but the next best thing.
 
Alright, if you want to avoid this whole thing, than maybe you should just invite him in for coffee, sit down, and discuss the whol- You know what, to hell with a diplomatic solution. Just drop the motherfucker!

 
1. call MFM2. tell him that this douche is trying to hit his gap3. have a coke and a smile4.????5. profit
 
Dude, a few years back a kid that was 6'1 tried to start a fight with me. Then I was like 5'4-ish. He shoved me once, I just stood in his face then uppercutted his nose and he dropped. Just try to explode towards his attacks rather then back down from them. If you back away and try to block he can get a better shot and do more damage. If you move in on his attacks you can glance them away and stay up longer. Then try to get a good nose or throat punch in . Or even a groin kick. Then attack weak spots till he bitches out. Maybe all you need is one punch. Speed beats strength anyday if you have some control. Good luck kid. Haha. Next time, avoid the drama.
 
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