Halloween...

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Shpadoinkle

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Aight, so I work at Cracker Barrel and there is Halloween shit EVERYWHERE, and it got me wondering...what am I going to be for Halloween?

I can't think of a single thing, but I want something simple and not difficult to put together...

I was actually thinking of being Katinka, but I think it might just be a pain in the ass and I don't think anyone would get it.

HALP!

(BTW Yes, I know it's the middle of September, but the holiday season is upon us.)
 
Well I'm most likely going to be in CO during Halloween and I'm sure everyone is going to be a Gaper of some kind. I was just thinking like, "What if there is a party? I should have a costume just in case." Oh, and sexy nurses are played.
 
Well my BF was going to be Hansel and I was going to be Katinka, but we broke up so being Katinka with no one else being a "Zoolander" character would be strange. I really wanted to be Katinka too, but as long as someone else who was with me was either Hansel or Derek or Mugatu.
 
It seems like no matter what I am always some kind of evil thing; vampire, black deamon, The Count from Sesame Street. Last year i went home at midnight and changed from The Count into a black sheep. This year I would Like to be something that is a little more on the lighter side. I have a niece that thinks I should be a cat because I look like a cat (she is 8, I don't think I look like a cat). I may take her advice. What I will do, is another midnight change, because that was awesome last year. Just when people think they know what is up...they don't bwahahah.
 
im the same thing every year: forest dweller. red carotté shit with cheap hat that i made = free candies from old people
 
I wanna dress up as Old Greg, but I don't think enough people would get it, and I'm not rocking a tutu unless people understand why. Me and two friends are probably gonna go as Harry, Ron and Hermione at night.
 
last year I was a cape this year i think i might dress up as afterbang any ideas how i could do this
 
Just fyi it really sucks when you tell everyone your going to school for nursing and then all they think about is you in a skimpy white dress with a syringe of some type to give you a shot.... however ive been a cat for holloween which is wicked easy but everyone is a cat....a pirate tahts pretty easy, umm idk its kinda far away to think about...
 
Well I've also seen tickets being sold more Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios. It's the more fucked up thing ever. I don't scare very easily and this shit scares the living shit out of me, and yet I keep going. I LOVE Halloween. It's also an excuse for me to get whored up, which I don't do often - once a year...max. I was also listening to Gaffigan earlier...
 
haha you work at cracker barrel? are there any black employees or does your store follow the cb tradition and ban blacks, making it truly "cracker" barrel?
jk

i think you should be a gaper
 
There are actually a lot of black guys at the one I work at...they all work in the back though...

Everyone is going to be a gaper. Something original, people!
 
one time i was a pair of pants for halloween. i bought the biggest pair of pants i could find at a thrift store and cut armholes in them. it went down in history.
 
i only ate a cracker barrle once and I already hated their food. The only good thing about it was that they had crayons to color with when you are waiting for food.

oooooooo be a crayon for halloween
 
i LOVE cracker barrel. i eat there every chance i get when im in florida. i swear to god that place is to blame for americas obesity problem
 
Sorry, I'm being such a postwhore, but...

SARAH PALIN!

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