Halloween...

[MCIRONCOCK]

Extreme fail...http://skeptisys.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/bloodytamponninja.jpg

 

[kepler.]

Just dress slutty and it won't matter what you are.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Just from looking at the URL...that would be a "no".

 

[Shpadoinkle]

That's the thing...I don't have anything slutty to wear. Might as well buy something outrageous that I will only wear once.

 

[Sno.]

just go on ebay and type in sexy halloween costume, there's a million on there

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Well I wanted to come up with something original...something that you don't really find in stores or online. I think I'm just going to go to Bass Pro and whore it up there.

 

[whattheshit]

go as a slutty cracker barrel.

 

[MissMontana]

hahahah so true.

and yes, halloween does not require long pants. but i have pretty good legs and tend to wear pretty short shorts/skirts during the summer. i do not, on the other hand, have a perfectly flat tummy so therefore i will never wear a belly top. you see i know my limits and i dress to my form (usually. there was an unfortunate incident last year that resulted in about 20398409834 photo un-tags on facebook. damm you DIY shorts)

and also I fully support any Zoolander costume. You chould do the coolest makeup for that.

 

[dat_ski_dude]

sexy darth vader

there it is, end of discustion

 

[dat_ski_dude]

^^^discussion(sp), anyway you get the idea

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Exactly...I wear what fits my body since I'm no Maria Sharapova. I'm not going to lie though...I have nice legs. HAHA!

 

[sarahskis]

One of the wives from 300?

They are sexy.

 

[Rainbow*Stylin]

my roomates and I are all going as different characters from mario cart... we are gonna make fake go carts and shit and just drift corners all night

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I think that would fall into the "Greek Goddess" category.

Wait, wait, wait...

What about a chick version of...

"The Green Gahhhhhblin"?

HA!

 

[Sno.]

or, you could be mario brothers' princess. I bet you could come up with a pretty cute costume for her. The post above yours got me thinking about that

 

[Shpadoinkle]

That's more of a group thing.

"I'm a loner...a rebel."

 

[0123456789]

wont that jus t make your buddies want to try to give you a boner even more?
sorry i had to.

but for halloween be something with little clothing, youll get lots of candy from old men.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Ummmm, what the fuck? Is that actually a dude trying to hide a certain something?

 

[sarahskis]

The green goblin as a girl would be pretty sick. What about the girls from Candy land? queen frostine, the plum lady, the lollipop girl, and granny nut...

hahaha

 

[TheQuailman]

I think I'm gunna be global warming and jump out of bushes and scare little kids

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Hmmmm...that might be kind of weird and I might have to explain myself to everyone about that.

The Green Goblin seems like a good idea now. Might be easy too.

Green leggings...

Green Goblin mask...

What could I wear as a top and bottom?

 

[Skierguy1234]

im going as chris hansen, so i can just follow you around with a camera crew...

 

[BEARS.]

probably hiding the worst cameltoe, or best depending on how you look at it.