Hey kids, It snows here too. 9' today with 6-12 more tonight. Plus we can actually use that snow for something because we have these things called 'mountains' and they're like 3,000 feet tall, and you can go all the way down them, and not even break your ass on the ice when you fall.
-Cool Huh.
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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)