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no but once i pole planted landing switch on a jump by accident and my pole jabbed my boob and it was soooo painful you dont even know!
 
oh, one time i sat on one of my balls on a chair, no joke, and i couldnt adjust it cause i had just sat down and wasnt completely situated, worst feeling ever
 
hahah, done it TONS of times. last year, had the worst one. i was disaster 270'ing this big flat down rail. ended up just SLIGHTLY overshootin it. prolly went about 35-40 ft, dropping roughly 15-20 ft to flat (i landed it at 360 perfectly thou). im pretty sure my balls hit the snow.
 
OMG that's the wosrt feeling ever.

My friend once threw me a tenis ball really hard, and it hit my boob. I cried and laughed at the same time.

It was funny
 
haha u kno whats worst then having ur nuts slap againt ur leg... yo-yo...when u land and ur nuts sling down then slap right back up... its the most unpleasent feeling ever...
 
ya thats def happened to me, like im not sure if it was slapping my leg, or just like being pulled down from the landing,
 
Ive never had my nitsss slap my lizzeg but it does hurt them when I overshoot. probably cuz their so big and voluptous
 
i overshot a jump doing a 360 landed 450 and drove the heel of my binding into my sack...couldent breath or moove very much...never had my sack wack thoe
 
i keep my junk saggin and shit so i'm always gettin nut wiplash if ur not a pussy u suck that shit up and take nutlash with pride. A nice big cork 7 and then the smackkkk
 
uhh nitss?

I've definately got ass raped by my looks though, suprisingly only a couple times though I thougt it was gonna be more of an issue... knock on wood.
 
a guy i know actually ripped a hole in himself landing backseat.. like, there was actually a cut and he was bleeding, and it was SO close to his anus... he ACTUALLY tore himself a new asshole, literally
 
you're definitely not alone there. ever had your pole plant in front of you on a landing and then jam into your package? not fun. not fun at all.
 
yah dude its liek yo-yoing on a skateboard...but i wear a cup, i racked myself on a rainbow and a battleship last year...so taht helps
 
ya to both comments- ive been both sodomized by rossis and had the tummy ache after a good case or overshot. i usually get it when i come down really hard, it sucks alot, and definitely throws off your landing.
 
if I smashed my face into my knees several times and busted tongue, nose and google, such a violent impact would make you wanna die no? ever happen to a girl before to smash her tits thaat hard in their knees? cuz I cant see myself surviving this kind of impact on my balls. just for fun, someone take an old pair of goggles and see the impact neede to break the lense.
 
any impact to the boobs is pain....as im sure it is to the balls (considering i dont have any ill have to guess)
 
Its pretty unpleasent...

My ex girlfriend claimed that her axial 110's actually stuffed some panty up there if you know what I mean...
 
Man, its not your nuts hitting your legs at all... let me explain what happens down there:

Your testicles are hanging from your body inside your scrotum. The "balls" are hanging from the tube called a "vas deferense" (I'm positive I fucked up that spelling)

If you go too big on a jump, its like your balls are going bungee jumping on the tube that makes the whole operation work down there. The stretching of this tube is what causes the pain.

As you get older and you let this go more and more the pain gets worse. Then, all of a sudden one day BAM it'll feel like someone kicked you in the nuts, except the feeling won't go away for DAYS. (yes it happened to me)

You'll be in the hospital begging the doctor to help you with the pain, as you can barely walk your balls hurt so bad.

The doctor will say to you: "What kind of underwear do you wear?" and if you say anything but "Extremely tight jockey shorts." They will call you an idiot, and tell you that you are doing damage to your testicles.

Moral of the story: WEAR BRIEF/JOCKY SHORT UNDERWEAR WHEN YOU JUMP. Trust me, I know you're young now and you think that boxers or boxer/briefs are fine, but you can really fuck your shit up. If you wanna have kids one day, protect your nuts!

 
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