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If I wanted a kid, I would import it from china...

That way Im guerenteed to have a smart fucking kid...

and if they fail me, I can always send them right back where they came from and get a new one.. P'YAAHHHHH!
 
Hahahha... naw man that shit happened to me before and it hurt soooooo bad.

There was an article explaining the whole thing in a snowboard mag a few years ago.

 
yo that's why you rock the tight long underwear instead of being a park rat retard and wearing boxers. (not saying park rats are retards, just they seem to most often be the ones who are totally ingnorant about what is the proper clothing to wear skiing, and getting a collection of balla jerseys is more important to them than a good pair of long undies)
 
the only time i ever truely suffered that way was at Windells. had the top bunk with no way to get down but jump. One morning i didnt time it right and my back leg stayed behind, crushing my sac down full force on the wooden beam, proceededing to fall 5 feet to the floor convulsing in pain as Grete walked in and everyone stood around to laugh
 
ya it fucking sucks, since my balls are huge they hit hard. same thing happens walking down stairs, it sounds like a retard clapping off-beat
 
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