"Good story Hansel"

first of all its cool story hansel and to answer your question watch zoolander. awsome movie... so hot right now. we should change this thread into cool lines from zoolander ill start

or do you think i was too stupid to know what a ugoogalli was? (check the spelling on ugoogali)
 
derrick- why do you hate models matilda?

Matilda- honestly

Hansel - yes

Matilda- I think there vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered

Hansel- I totally agree with you............ but how do you feel about male models?
 
matilda: in 7th grade, i was always the fat kid and---

zoolander: ew!

matilda: i turned bulimic

hansel: you could read minds?!

zoolander (at the funeral): they were like brothers to me, and not only in the way that black people say it

hansel: the files are INSIDE the computer!

 


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Zoolander is just a popular movie to like in general. It's "cool" to like Zoolander. I mean it's a funny movie. I enjoyed it. But it gets really annoying after awhile when people quote movies to death.

Like when you get to college, everyone's favorite movies are Boondock Saints, and Fight Club. When you go to the bar, you drink Miller Light and Soco and Lime.

Every demographic has some cult icons that it associates itself with.

 
I'm not hating by any stretch of the imagination. I'm just stating that Zoolander has achieved cult status. And a large portion of males in the 16-24 age range associate with the movie on a consistent basis. It's a funny movie. But I think a lot of enjoy it, but they embrace the movie more or less because of it's status. I mean it is cool and edgy. Definitely one of the most original films in the last 10 years. And I think thats what draws people to it. Because it's something different.

 
^just be cause they have chiseled abs and stunning features doesnt mean that they too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident

"It was probably my first time through second grade, i caught my reflectiong in a spoon while i was eating my cereal and i thought, you're rediculously good looking, maybe you could do that as a career
 
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

Cool
 
After that hand model goes on that long ass rant about male model assassins, the Z "But why male models?"
 
wheres that thread where the kid claimed to be able to spin a 3 in his car or something, and there were like 3 pages of comments saying cool story hansel
 
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
 
The hand guy was talking about like how the fashion industry has been behind many political things, and he mentioned abraham lincoln becuase he freed the cheap slave labor and then he asks who do you think was behind that? And Derrick is like "Mugatu?" haha

But seriously I say lines from zoolander all the time. Its not only a hilariously funny movie but it never gets old. Unlike most movies the more I watch it the better it gets, you notice more stuff. And the lines are so applicatible to things that happen like people always tell bad stories so "cool story hansel is perfect" or in class when a teacher asks a question that nobody answers "MUGATU?" haha. Such a good movie. Haters suck.

And now the phrase "Cool story Hansel" is actually getting kinda popular in my school, I think by next year it will be popular all around.
 
matilda: ....i became bulemic

Derik: ....you could read minds?!?!

ahaha ive seen zoolander like 20 times. funny every time.
 
i saw zoolander in theaters. it was a great movie, and I've always liked it. i like what I like, for example I think boondock saints sucked balls. and miller light is one of the worst beers ever. but who doesn't like soco?
 
derek- You think you're to cool for school? Well I've got a news flash for ya Walter Cronchite. You aren't!

Mugatu- They're breakdance fighting!

Hansel- Sting would definitely be one of my heroes. the music he makes? i dont really listen to it. but the fact that he's out there making it, i respect that.

 
the original greek word for model means ""misshapen ball of clay." i try to think about that every time i get in front of a camera.
 
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