"do what as a career?"
"be proffesionally good looking"
and im surprised noone has told hansel's story yet
"so i was climbing mt vesuvius, and i started to fall, and i mean i was just falling, falling, you know, and then i was like, wait, hansel, havent you been smoking paote for the last 6 days, and couldnt this all be in your head?"
"and...?"
"and it was. ive never even been to mt vesuvius."
"cool story hansel"