Good Fights

EC-Tom

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Hey post stories about good fights that have gone down in your school. It is always an entertaining subject.

-Tom

Eastern Chaos
 
ok this one kid who got himself beat up every week.

-He was standing in line to sign out of school when a kid tapped him on his shoulder, when he turned around, BAM! right in the face.

-Sitting down for break, another kid that he owed 70 bucks for weed came up and pulled him backwards out of his seat and gave him a few good wacks in the face.

-One of my friends said 'I feel like kickin his ass today' and no more than 3 hours later, we hear he tackled him in front of the main office and proceeded to kick the shit outta him.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
alright so this one day, this big football player at our school (who was a junior) got his ass handed to him on a plate by a freshman. The freshman unloaded on his face, knocked him to the ground then booted him in the kisser with fucking steel toe shoes. Then this big bad ass football player started to cry and transferred schools a week later.

-Tom

Eastern Chaos
 
^ rule one of highschool, dont mess with hicks. im fine though cause we kinda are. but seriously, dont mess with em.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
so my friends and i are coming back into school after lunch and we walk in the doors and hear chicks say something like 'Your fatass needs to lose some weight' They were both ugly and trashy but it showed some potential for a sweet fight. So we stuck around. One of the girl is walking away and this other girl runs down the hall and SLAMS her into a wall like 5 feet away from us. Then they're ripping at eachother and fighting and getting closer and closer to us and we all get backed into this corner with these two girls goin nuts and almost crashing into us. Then some hall monitors broke it up and the girls were just cursin up a storm. It was crazy.

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did the freshman with a steel toe, was he gothic or something. i dont like that 'lifestyle'. this one gothic, mohawk, dresses in black kid was in my friends spanish class. and this kid nobody likes kept telling him his girl was ugly. he kicked the shit outa that kid (not gothic kid). i dont know who to root for. o yea, i dont think before i type

 
steel toe boots, around here usually means a hick, because of working on the farm or in the construction business (in other words, when we wear steel toes, we actually use them). may be different where you are.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
damn, did he have chains n shit, a wigger at our school pulled a chain outta his pocket and whipped some kids ass, then another kid beat some kid up for shitting in his football spikes

 
haha my town is def. not hick...thats why I was wondering. Around here kids where work boots as a fucking fashion statement...i think its fuckin pointles but whatever

-Tom

Eastern Chaos
 
one time me and treerider totally brawled out. i won after some intense fist fighting with a tap to the boys. he still claims I broke his aviators in that fight but A) they aren't broken, he wears them all the time and B) he stole them from hannafords so that's karma if I did bitches

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
^ word. what kind of cheap faggot steals aviators?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
he also stole tech deck key chains!!! arrest him. no actually, he gave me one of the tech decks (which i subsequently lost) so he's alright

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
wellllll not anymore because the tech deck was stolen.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
Well last year, two dudes (seniors), started fighting and it was awesome. There's huge staircase at our school, and when one of the guys came out of the common room into the staircase at the fifth floor, the other dude took him by surprise and they fought. He beat the guy up, then threw him down the stairs. He beat him up again, and threw him down again. He did this until he reached the entrance hall (five floors down). The other guy was royally wrecked.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
My sophmore year in high school I watched 2 chicks who were on the hockey team beat the shit out eachother. One girl threw the other's face into the window in the door, then when a teacher tried to stop her she turned around and slammed the teacher right in the face. It was fucking crazy. Girl fights are way gnarlier than guys.

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^ yeah but you only hear like 5 words in their fights, 1.BITCH 2.SLUT 3.WHORE 4.FUCK 5.YOU

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Some kids came from a rival school, beat the shit out of a kid in the parking lot, then when trying to drive away, got stopped by a teacher in front and vice principle behind. Proceeded to almost run over teacher in front, then back up and VP had to jump hella quick out of the way, they then zoomed off with their fingers out the window.

 
my school is full of lazy hippies who always argues, but never get physical. Our football team sucks penis.

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this huge kid named steve from our school went to a rival town with some other kids from our town and one of the 'rival kids' threw a brick into his friends window so he beat the shit out of like 20 kids (him and his friend did)

 
im was in choir in highschool. we would go caroling in the winter and we always went to this resturaunt that had bar seating. in my group there was this huge burly kid. good singer but really tough. when we walked in this drunk 30 year old looking guy says to us nice suit fag. the burley kid gets pissed but just walks by. as the night is over were walking out and the same drunk grabs the burley kid by the arm and the kid just turns around and swings at his head and knocked him out in one hit. we left.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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haaaaaa.. yeah .. some wiccen madchild. kast a apell on..... me...

Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?

Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,

Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?

Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
 
in grade 10 this grade 11 kid who was always talkin shit wanted to fight me after school...he had a lot of people behind him and i was kind of the underdog...so i waited inside on the house steps to psych myself up, and try not to shit bricks. So i stroll outside me and my buddy and there were like 80 people in a circle with him claimin and shit...I rolled in pullin off my hoodie and as soon as i saw him i tossed it in his face as he turned around. I followed with the biggest haymaker to his face right through the hoodie. KNocked his ass out with one punch. Mind you it was kind of cheap, but i was looking to get my ass kicked by like 10 of his older buddies in the circle. The crowd was kind of shocked, but i just layed him out and walked away. I hit him square in the jaw and busted it pretty good...I was the hero next day but got suspended for a week. He had to get surgery, but he kinda had it coming. Nobody tried to fuck with me after that. Then I got laid that weekend. it was sweet.

I was just a 130lbs pinner back then...so when you are the underdog and hes waiting to fight YOU...just be the first to throw the punch...it shows you mean business.

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
oh yeah and fighting in a plain white tshirt is great cuz they cant grab at any loose clothing to fuck with you...

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
Never been in a scrap ever. I guess im too chilled. But if it was unavoidable then you gotta get stuck in and go fucking crazy.

^Good job with the hoodie.!

 
^ All about the drunken monkey. Way to dangerous to use, so I used it once on a kid that seemed to annoy me slightly. He didn't know what to do, so I proceeded to throw his head into a locker. Man those where some good times.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i've only been in one real fight. it happened a couple years ago. i was at the movie theatre with a bunch of friends and one of my friends cousins (who was a slight heffer) we were walkin out and some asshole said hey there you fat fuck, so my friend pushed the kid, then the kid and all his friends like surrounded my friend so I jumped in and we ended up fucking them up but getting thrown out of the movie theatre for a good while.

-Tom

Eastern Chaos
 
at my old school, one of the football players got cut from the team and went section 8. he tied up the football coach and took him on top of the school. we heard him screaming from the roof, so every kid and every teacher went outside to see what the comotion was, the teachers didnt even try to stop us from watching. the couch somehow tied himself while the football kid wasnt looking, and kicked him in the back of the head. the kid got backup fast as lightining and procedded to anhialate the coach with a sweet spin kick to the side of the head. the coach went air born and landed on his back, but got up slowly. he charged at the kid but he dodged him, the coach nearly falling off of the side of the school, keep in mind that it is 3 stories high to cement. the coach stumbled back to his feet, scared and shit, only to be handed one of the sweetest uppercuts of all time. he flew off of the side of the school onto a metal bench, his back at an obtuse angel. about a gallon of blood poured from his mouth and his eyes seemed to buldge out. he was dead on the spot. the football player raised his hands in victory, some students even cheered. he then proceeded to dive head first from the top of the school into our small green house. some of his limbs where sliced off from the giant shards of glass that flew everywhere. he died on his way to the hospital.

tinkpigers
 
at my old school, one of the football players got cut from the team and went section 8. he tied up the football coach and took him on top of the school. we heard him screaming from the roof, so every kid and every teacher went outside to see what the comotion was, the teachers didnt even try to stop us from watching. the couch somehow untied himself while the football kid wasnt looking, and kicked him in the back of the head. the kid got backup fast as lightining and procedded to anhialate the coach with a sweet spin kick to the side of the head. the coach went air born and landed on his back, but got up slowly. he charged at the kid but he dodged him, the coach nearly falling off of the side of the school, keep in mind that it is 3 stories high to cement. the coach stumbled back to his feet, scared and shit, only to be handed one of the sweetest uppercuts of all time. he flew off of the side of the school onto a metal bench, his back at an obtuse angel. about a gallon of blood poured from his mouth and his eyes seemed to buldge out. he was dead on the spot. the football player raised his hands in victory, some students even cheered. he then proceeded to dive head first from the top of the school into our small green house. some of his limbs where sliced off from the giant shards of glass that flew everywhere. he died on his way to the hospital.

tinkpigers
 
^ uh... cool?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
my only real fight, outside of hockey, happened just this week. This kid got on my girl and that just wasnt going to fly wtih me. Sooo, i see him at school, tap him on the shoulder, and tell him to meet me at this one parking lot at 3pm. I couldnt lay his ass out right there because i would have got kicked out of my school because i go to a private school. Well, i meet this littl ebitch at the parking lot and the first thing he says to me is, 'dude, i dont wanna fight.' Well, i didnt care, because i was pissed. So i just started throwing punches at him. He kinda ducks and gets away and turns his back and runs away from me. Well, i wasnt gonna have this so i chased his bitch ass down and knocked him over and kept punching the shit out of him until a trucker came in a broke up the fight.

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
tons of fights at my school, but a good one was this white kid talking shit to this lanky guy from india and they fight. in the first 5 seconds the indian kid fully kicks him right in the teeth. the white kid (now without 4 of his front teeth, dazed, and covered in blood) tries to continue to fight, but is too out of it to do anything besides drunkenly swing his arms in the direction of the lank. fight dosn't last much longer.

G-Kids
 
i spit on a kid and he stood there and my buddy headbutted him. then the cops came and we spent some time with them.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
fighting's stupid, once this guy named owen who was kinda my buddy and who i gave a shit load of weed out of the goodness of my heart turned on me one day and decided to fight me, so i pushed him into a garbage can and went to class

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The next time you ask someone how their day is going, expect, no, DEMAND a response. Don't settle for good. Demand the truth. Make them admit that they're having a shitty day, and then do your best to make it worse.

But of course, like all great plans, this one has its hitches. I know there are going to be some bleeding heart sissies that are going to think it's wrong to launch old people into the sun. But don't worry, I've got a plan to deal with them too.

 
laxman09, you are the worlds biggest asshole. i hope this kid shots you in the bathroom at school, american x steeze, then rapes your girlfriend. are you some kindof fucking football player?

tinkpigers
 
These two girls had a beef all year long, so on the last day of school one of the girls was walking through the commons, and the other one came up behind her and knocked her down and got on top of her and just started beating the shit out of her face...the girl had a broken nose two black eyes and lost 4 teeth, it was fucking intense.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
some kid i went to school with, he was a complete fucking hellraiser. big time redneck. he got arrested with a few other kids, and his dad came to pick him up. his dad started screaming at him. then this kid kicked his ass until the cops came out to take him right back in. he had been in jail for a dui. he got 3 months for that

 
BEST STORY EVER RIGHT HERE! kinda long but worth it:

Ok so a table of freshmen in highschool sat down for lunch. It turns out they sat down to a group of seniours that were wrestlers. One of the freshmen, trying too make a joke started making the most anoying sounds ever. After the seniours told them toi shut up, the freshmen all took out two quorters each and started tapping them on the table to piss of the seniours. The senoiours said that if they keep taping the quarters they will beat the shit outa them. Well after a while there were only two freshmen left tapping the quarters.

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
thast the end of the story?

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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didnt get to finish:

So the seniour turns around and throws his hands on one of the freshmen, The freshman had stoped tapping the quarters a while ago but he waas just at the wrong place at the wrong time. The seniour went to slap the freshmen when he grabbed his hand and punched the seniour in the face. He kept saying the seniour didnt have the balls the cajunas ext. to punch him in the face. The seniour went to punch him were the freshman totally reversed it and beat the shit outa the seniour. He bashed the seniours face into the ground and broke his nose. The seniour was put in the hospital. Since the princaple saw the seniour start it, he was suspended for a week and couldnt go to prom, where the freshmen was suspended for ONE DAY!

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
i love the storie.

heres one...

At my school last year when i was a senior me and my friend ross were cruising through the halls when this freshmen jumps off the stairs and pushes ross against the wall. The freshmen swings at his head and totally misses. ross swings and cracks the kid in the temple and swings again and connects with his jaw. then he pushes him over. the police officer grabs the freshmen off the ground and takes him to the office. he gets suspended my friend gets a referral.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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so there i was drunk off my ass eating a bag of chips making fun of this kid making out with a fat girl. turns out buddy is some steroid pumping fag but a bit shorter then me. he grabs me by my shirt i told i was going to fuck him up if he touched me. what do you know faggot punched me and chipped my front tooth. so i let him have smoked him in the face a couple times and he started to turtle so i got in a few uppercuts untill he fell over and i started to stomp him. bitch got fucked up good. but hey i told him i was going to do it but he just didnt listen

AMA-RIP
 
learn to type^ still i got the overall story

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
You take too much credit.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
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