my only real fight, outside of hockey, happened just this week. This kid got on my girl and that just wasnt going to fly wtih me. Sooo, i see him at school, tap him on the shoulder, and tell him to meet me at this one parking lot at 3pm. I couldnt lay his ass out right there because i would have got kicked out of my school because i go to a private school. Well, i meet this littl ebitch at the parking lot and the first thing he says to me is, 'dude, i dont wanna fight.' Well, i didnt care, because i was pissed. So i just started throwing punches at him. He kinda ducks and gets away and turns his back and runs away from me. Well, i wasnt gonna have this so i chased his bitch ass down and knocked him over and kept punching the shit out of him until a trucker came in a broke up the fight.
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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....