Going clubbing, need encouragement

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c-wayne

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so since my spring break has sucked giant dicks so far because i broke up with my gf, and didnt go on the trip i was gonna go on ive decided im taking a dive and going clubbing tonight.

last time i went clubbing there was a bunch of slutty spanish girls that did not want to dance with me and it was extremely frustrating and boring, but tonight were going to a nicer classier club and im hoping its better. this will be the second time ive ever gona clubbing and the 2 kids im going withs first times.

So ns, were drinking before we go in and im a fairly confident person, what the fuck should i do when in there to dance with many bitches and have a good time? I was thinking of going in checking it out for a few minutes and then just trying to blend in?

Dafuck does one do at a club?
 
Finger bitches on the dancefloor.

That actually happened at my prom 2 years ago. And the year before that some kid got it in
 
Clubs are lame a lot of times but you just suck at partying.

I'm not a club guy but if I'm going I'll rage that shit.

Things to do

1. drink more

2. Stop being a bitch

3. Nobody gives a fuck and if they do fuck em

4. drink more

5. grow a pair and dance.
 
Girls will be much more willing to dance with you if you are happy and enjoying yourself. Also the less fucks you give if they shut you down, the more likely you can go right back to them 20 minutes later and hit it off with them.
 
I have never gone out clubbing with the sole purpose of getting laid. When I go out I do it to have a great time with my friends, not get macked on by some random dude with too much to drink and a semi. If I wanna fuck, I'll just creep on 16 year olds at ski websites.
 
u jus gotta wear ed hardy bruuuhhh shit will be rawww AF

I always go clubbing wit my bois and we straight chill in dere and smoke dank in the VIP rooms cuz we VIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
 
Don't be a bitch. You probably won't see these people ever again. Fucking go for it. I know you have it in you op
 


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Isn't that the whole point? Rubbing your sweaty balls and ass all over other sweaty balls and asses in order to fuck?
 
Bring your girlfriends with you.

Look presentable.

Don't try too hard.

Have fun.

I've rarely gotten with a girl when I go out trying to. I end up with girls when I go out and have fun with my friends and stop caring what people think.
 
Get a VIP table and crack open the Dom: bitches, bitches everywhere, and they all want to slober on your dick because you appear to be wealthy.
 
do NOT buy a chick a drink until her ass has at least rubbed the denim of your crotch for a good 6 minutes on the floor already and you two have made eye contact and held it for over 2 seconds with her face < 6" from yours.

and if you're wearing denim at the club I suggest you watch Crazy Stupid Love

also fuck your gf
 
If this is the case, don't ask NS, and like many others said - "Send it".

Just get rad, be hyped, fun is to be had; use that confidence and bust a move.

Hope the night goes/went well for ya man.
 
Exactly this, you're going to spend some money regardless if you're going o the club, have you and your two friends pool 100 each buy a table and bottle most places will run between 300-500 and you're set, girls love money, especially club girls
 
Going clubbing fucking sucks. If you are going to the bar to see a show or for a reason that's one thing, but going out just to "go clubbing" is lame. If you must though: get blackout drunk, ditch your male friends, talk to every decent looking female, dance with them, and make it look like you are having the best time in the world. God-speed.
 
I don't like clubs. That shit ain't me, but when I do end up at on of those type things, I make it fun.

1. Pregame with your bros, these will be your wingmen.

2. ALWAYS stick with your wingman. A single guy approaching a group of girls rarlely works. Noone wants to be the one girl to leave their girlfriends and hop on a dude.

3. Make sure you're drunk.

4. Dress the part. I don't think this is necessary to say buy I've seen some real idiots... Find out the dress code for the place and what everyone wears.

5. You need to look like you're having a better time than everyone else. Bitches see that and are like "I wana have fun like him. Standing in a circe with my friends isn't nearly as much fun as he's having."

6. You're not yourself that night. Girls like cocky, confident dudes in really social, short term instances like a club. Be a dick. Girls like it, and then you can go back to being a normal, respected person.

Given I've only been to a club once and wen't with 4 dudes from my dorm, the two who felt awkward and weren't into it didn't have a great time. Me, and the two others went in, got crazy and given that I'm usually a 5/10 at attracting the bitties at parties, I literally had girls pulling me off of other girls for themselves. I was shocked but it was great.
 
This one. Do this. Just have fun and girls will come to you and if they don't the fuck em and just keep YOLOing around the dance floor.
 
well i never saw this post but i basicly did what this guy said and had a bangin time. Danced with like 3 or 4 really hot girls, got a hickey and a number from a real cutie who ended up being married and a number from another girl who wanted to come over after but i lived to far away.

:) so it was a good experience. As the quoted guy said you basicly need to go in as a cocky drunk goon and not give a fuck and you will slay. Then pick out a group of girls dancing and blendin with your wingman next to them, and then get there attention, then friendly dance, and then spin them around and enjoy her bootang rubbin on yo dick
 
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ALSO, Clubs do suck, but if your going, DONT try to blend it. STAND OUT, get all sorts of wild and bitches will be panty dropping at the scent of you. Heres some inspiration.

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