Going clubbing, need encouragement

Girls love it when you go deep, like really deep, deep enough to make it look like the chestburster scene from Aliens:

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Just ball bro, you need a fucking gucci wallet full of 50s so when you buy some drunk hoe that drink she doesnt need and you cant afford she knows you are balling out of control. Works every time they see those high number ballin bills and I swear that their panties just fucking melt right off.

Oh and for you if you want to save money just look for floaters (drinks that people havent finished) and crush em. Gets you sum drunk and if you are lucky someone slipped some drugs into one and you will be having a real good time.

Just make sure you dress fancy, dont act foolish and go to the place with the highest cover, that means that its the most fucking balling out of anywhere.
 
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