God save your 12$

I bet hartman's segment was a real gem. a REAL gem of a segment, i'm sure. Someone fill me in here!! he is sooo sick, i saw him almost land a disgusting 360 once!!
 
no robotfood sountracks sound good in robotofood movies. not when skiing movie companies BITE their tracks because they cant go explore and research music on their own.
 
As i've said before, I would have no problem with them selling it as a cool Tshirt for 12$ and a free movie thrown in.

And for people defending them because they are amature, Bogart and tons of other Am movies were shitloads better last year, and pterodactyl blood etc will kick GSR's ass this year. Which is pretty pathetic considering static had access to real mountains and sleds.
 
arent you the kid that was too pussy to call me a clown over the phone?

incase you didnt notice, i ahve shtos from two areas US Open Big Air, and Echo Rail Jam....lets see in a competition, i dial in my tricks....that day at echo i did 450 270 every run except 2.....in no way did i attempt to make a segment, it was filmed at those 2 comps.

eat my penis and go have sex with guys
 
You had most of the good tricks, and there was around 7 450 on 270s off in the movie on the same box. We all for some reason watched the movie and all the bonus, and that along with many others of the same trick where reapted well over 5 times.
 
Eat my penis and go have sex with guys.

Isn't eating dude-penis already having sex, or at least taking steps to doing the latter anyways?
 
just got the movie last night in the mail, worst waste of money I have ever spent. Even the t-shirt makes me look like a trekkie. I will never again buy something from jibij, sucks dick
 
why must you always bash on anyone who says anything negative about you? this has been bugging me for a long time. You and a few other really good skiers with all the connections get all defensive when anyone talks shit about you and it seems really stupid that you care that much about what some random kid says over the internet. not to mention he complimented your skiing.
 
I like mercury tears the best by chromeo in chulksmack (which even though it is a snowboarding vid, has the best soundtrack ever)
 
i think it's worth the 12 bucks just for witt's segment from the menu, sickest shit ever.

i have a feeling that god save the robots was a joke that static palyed so that they could make a bunch of money while pissing off every kid that bought it

if you ask me it's pure genius, brilliant concept, touche static
 
andy deserves it though, i mean who gets someone else to tell someone else to tell cosco that he's a pussy, and then when asked to do it himself over the phone is too pussy to!

but this strays from the point of God Save the Robots. i found it entertaining...but entertaining as fun as hell to rip on and laugh at. pretty sorry excuse for a movie, it COULD'VE been good, but it seemed like a clusterfuck of footy randomly assembled with no titles (i had no clue who anyone was most of the time) and the WORST camera work i've ever seen in a movie that's been sold.

...but the intro was damn hilarious and kick ass.
 
good god all you fuckers do is hate. quit it, go have fun skiing, quit worrying about other kids having fun or trying to make a name for themselves. go do one of those handrails that makes you think you are the shit...
 
sorry shane..the more you kids hate the less respect i have for you..none of you kids even know ian..but i suppose your all butt buddies with the kids who dislike...so that must be reason enough to hate
 
^i suppose that is a good point. we don't know him and he doesn't know us, so really, niether side should be talking shit. and i don't think Misty7's intent was to talk shit. all he said was that he really hated the movie and it was poorly done. he has a right to say theat about any movie if thats the way he feels, and people shouldn't bash him for giving his opinion.
 
hahaha....this is funny....

if your gonna call someone out, at least have the balls to do it OVER THEN PHONE much less to their face. Lets turn this into a cosco hate thread!!!! god he's so gay, he needs to act like a professional, oh wait thats the stuipedest thing i've ever heard. For gods sake, most prof. skiers are under 18....which leads me to believe they are allowed to act immature.
 
not to start another battle here, but whats wrong with hand rails? o excuse me, i guess 6 kinks are lame compared to the nice weather and big jumps out west
 
i was confused i thoguht the movie was a crash segment but i guess i was wrong. sick soundtrack though and huge booters
 
dude whats your number...ill be happy to call you over the phone and call you a pussy, then track you down and shank you in the neck with a spoon.
 
for the amount of hype the trailer got that movie fucking sucked. just watched it at my friends dorm and had to walk out after about 10mins of it, what a waste of my time. you could see better tricks if u just sit next to a jump in the park for a few runs or simply by skiing with friends. 80% of the tricks were falls and the ones that were landed were ugly. if there is one movie no one should buy its this one.
 
I would much like to see this masterpiece of ski-art.

Esspiecailly after these rave reviews
 
You are exactly what Pat is talking about, besides you do some hating yourself, all you do is act high and mighty like your shit doesn't stink, on top of that you're a notorious self claimer and self promoter ( atleast that's the impression I'm put under)

Oh and another thing, why don't you go do one of those cliche tricks or hit another park rail that makes you think you are the shit...
 
Also pat brings up a legitimate point and what do you do? Rip on him for it just because he called out one of your buddies on the internet, just chill and let Cosco fight his own battles.
 
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