Goat life.

[SpaghettiWizard]

This thread is the unveiling of my clan. Goat squad. Goat life for lyfe motha fucka. We're criminals who like to have a good time and go on the internet.

We run these streets.

We da best.

We kings.

Leaders of the Goat squad are myself and fellow NSer jerrylawyer.

Join before it's too late; accepting applications starting now.

 

[Amadeus.]

i want in.

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

What are your qualifications?

 

[K-Dot.]

I want in. Me and some buddies have a beer pong team called the fingering goats for our famous move where you give the other team the goat and then you finger it when the ball rolls around the rim. That's my qualifications

 

[e_strapp]

I want in

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

Last two are both in. Keep em coming.

 

[skiskate]

The last pic cracks me up hard for some reason. Goats are just funny looking animals...

 

[terrible_skier]

I fucking love goats. I'm in mothafuckas

 

[TallerThanThou]

I want in. This is a picture of a goat i fed while it was on a fence. There is also a picture of me feeding a kangaroo.





That picture makes me look fat.

 

[Bear_Grylls]

I build goat towers. google it. im in

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

Welcome!

 

[Backyard.Skier]

Alpaca 4lyfe!

 

[terrible_skier]

 

[LivingColour]

nah son penguins run this shit

 

[terrible_skier]

 

[rareison]

I'm down, I go hard in the fucking paint.

One time I got mad high off a bottle of white-out, and then told my teacher she was a bitch and then I slapped her with my cock.

#GOML

oh and I use hashtags with everything

 

[terrible_skier]

What the fuck does that have to do with goats?

 

[penguiin]

made me lol

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

I'm recording every member on a word document. This is going to be a thing now.

 

[Amadeus.]

i went to botswana, africa last summer and played with baby goats in a parking lot. I fed them bananas. true story. they love me.

 

[Bear_Grylls]

I'm out. goat life is too mainstream now

 

[Backyard.Skier]

goatlifeisnowaerials

 

[corona]

fuckin goats.

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[SpaghettiWizard]

you're in

 

[penguiin]

by association with my name...I'm with this guy!

 

[terrible_skier]

One time i rode a baby goat into the sunset, my dred locks flowing in the wind.

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

you're now in twice

 

[rareison]

this one time I found a goat in the wilderness and smoked weed with it

 

[CrotchKiller]

ha

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

you're in

 

[CrotchKiller]

O once fought side by side in nam with a goat named Roddy. I stil have piece of his horn embedded in my shoulder from when his head got blown off.

RIP Roddy(Pic before we went overseas and he was lost)

 

[*TURBONERD*]

 

[Amadeus.]

yes!

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

you're in

 

[KillaSteeze]

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goats 4 lyfe

 

[Peter.]

goats blow

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

not in

 

[Bear_Grylls]

im back. I spoke wrong.

 

[the.cheat]

I gave a goat cheerios once

 

[spliff.Life]

i was born in the year of the sheep, which is kind of like a goat

 

[baaangthat]

 

[KillaSteeze]

reminds me of yoda

 

[Amadeus.]

paarthurnax?

 

[Dwarftosser1]

Mountain Goats are motherfucking bosses

 

[baaangthat]

goada

 

[Puzzled]

Reminds me of

 

[*TURBONERD*]

goat testicles 4 lyfe

 

[.Jacob]

I just drank some 3% cow milk...organic....and goats are sick.....so ...yeah...am I in?

 

[MothaHucker]

i can haz in?

 

[E__]

I want in, I live near a market that has motherfucking goats on the roof, I go there all the time to chill with them.

http://www.oldcountrymarket.com/

 

[E__]

Fuck, the last image: