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A horse walks into a bar. The bartended says to the Horse, "You're a horse! You're supposed to be in bars!". and promptley escorts the horse to the door.

 
snowboarding joke? okay.

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb... 3... one to screw in the lightbulb... one to film... on to shout and yell while they do it... also could apply to a majority or ns'ers
 
1 to do it3 to claim they could've done it better30 to sit at the top of the fucking park watching him do it
 
whats the best part about fucking twentythree year olds?

theres twenty of them...

how do you get 10 black guys into a car?

throw in a welfare check

how do you get 10 black guys out of a car?

throw in a job application

what do you say two a woman with two black eyes?

nothing, shes been told twice already

 
what's the difference between erotic and kinky?
erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole bird
 
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